ViceMan

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  1. ViceMan
    We should do a RDR event soon. I love that game. We had a lot of connection troubles with the last lot.
  2. ViceMan
    So I spent half the match rolling around thinking people couldn't lock on to me while doing so... and still getting killed. Then about half an hour ago I remembered it was RDR where that was the case and not GTA IV. Oh well, third isn't bad for my first time playing in six months or more.
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    If you're not using auto-aim then no. It's my first time playing in yonks and even when I was supposedly good I couldn't be bothered to aim manually.
  4. ViceMan
    B-b-b-b-b-b....buh?
  5. ViceMan
    I'm a vanilla man, myself. I understand your country is terrible and doesn't have Vanilla Coke. Tried it when I was younger, fucking horrible stuff if I recall. Maybe that's why they don't bother selling it over here any more.
  6. ViceMan
    So he can't really be called a guardian per se... I suppose he's an angel. Just a regular angel. Of God, or of He Who Walks Behind The Rows, or of the Walkin' Dude, or of the Devil, or what have you... Guarding doesn't necessarily relate to protecting, guarding just means watching over. He knows John's past life and may even be pushing him towards his eventual fate.
  7. ViceMan
    Cherry coke isn't on the list? Fuck that. There's my answer.
  8. ViceMan
    I guess modded and personalised cars would make some people drive more cautiously, and for those of us who don't it'd be a nice anecdote for later years in the forum retirement/mental home. "Did I ever tell you about the time I lost my sweet pimped out Sultan RS on top of Mount Chilliad? Rolled right off the side it did. Yup, them's were the days."
  9. ViceMan
    Obviously a bit of work gone into that image, props to you.
  10. ViceMan
    I'm not making any promises as to what i'm actually going to do when I get the game, the only certainty is that I will ejaculate on the disc, on the manual and finally on the telly after seeing the R* logo. In game I will probably take a walk around briefly to get a feel of the ambience... or maybe a bike ride. If a nice car happens to pass by I will steal it and maybe go for a cruise in whichever direction i'm pointing (not which way my penis is pointing mind you.) I'll look out for peds doing different things and see if any actions catch my eye, then i'll probably try out the new melee system on a ped that looks the most retarded on the street - the one sniffing the park bench and fondling himself. After that who knows, I may try out the character switching system and repeat the process for each protag. My first epic road trip will probably be towards the countryside and Mt. Chilliad.
  11. ViceMan
    If I had an IQ of 8 I would still struggle to find that funny.
  12. ViceMan
    As we discussed before, true submarines require a rather large crew to operate them and it would be laughably unrealistic for one person to steer successfully. In fact the thing in that screenshot is not a submarine, it is simply a submersible craft - there is a difference.
  13. ViceMan
    Or Vice City for that matter, without them there would be no GTA V.
  14. ViceMan
    Fuck, submarines? Now we'll never hear the last of it from the noobs.
  15. ViceMan
    You mean you don't know?
  16. ViceMan
    Yes, here you are in hell with the rest of us. The weather is peachy and the hot dog stall is out of ketchup and mustard. Does life insurance pay out if the world ends? I'm thinking of taking out a policy on the quick.
  17. ViceMan
    *Jizzes for no reasons* That would make GTA V's map look dwarf. It would probably take 10 years to create, unless they double the development team and production budget (Which they probably could/would knowing R*'s passion for games) when I saw these news earlier today, my first thought with all these anniversary releases in mind, was to give III and VC a technical revision and pair it with SA. most ppl jizz anyways when they here VC and SA. And considering the small visit to III era LC in SA, why not. even current gen consoles would be able to handle a combined III era world rendered to SA's quality. for a whole new, state of the art GTA game of these dimensions, I fear we're downloading for weeks or get to swap blurays back and forth a trillion times With today's technology yes. But with HVDs and SVODs on the horizon and probably further refinements after those in the next decade it could easily be a reality.
  18. ViceMan
    10 fingers? 8 fingers and two thumbs more like. HAH! Did the Mayans account for that in their calendar huh?
  19. ViceMan
    Fuck, you weigh less than me? I'm 73kg.
  20. ViceMan
    http://uk.gamespot.com/news/rockstar-dreaming-of-gta-title-combining-all-cities-in-the-franchise-report-6401593 Probably nothing but at least it gives the fanboys something to fap over.
  21. ViceMan

    GTA cars

    ViceMan replied to Omega's topic in Other GTA Games

    Cheetah, Sabre Turbo/GT and Sentinel to name some of the few that have transcended the different GTA eras.
  22. ViceMan
    R* doesn't recreate cities building by building, they condense the city down and filter all the forgetful, generic buildings out to leave a creamy goo of pure orgasmic epicness. Mmmmmmm.
  23. ViceMan
    Everybody knows that you're immune to bullets while climbing/descending ladders. Haven't you seen any movies lately? They always ricochet off, barely missing the protag as they flinch in a dramatic fashion.
  24. ViceMan
    RZA is and always has been the Wu-tang producer.
  25. ViceMan
    GZA > RZA