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  1. ViceMan
    Pre-ordered, Zidane-esque proud americany photo here I come!
  2. ViceMan
    Oh, somebody already dun did it. Looking at the airport runways i'd say that seems roughly accurate. For the GTA IV one anyway which is the one that matters to me. So maybe it is slightly bigger than I expected.
  3. ViceMan
    I was going by the scale of the streets more than anything. If we do what I said... "does anyone have a pic of the map scaled next to a portion of GTA IV's map?" Blahblahmumblemumble...
  4. ViceMan
    Even if the Maps isn't released early by Rockstar ( or leaked ), GTA V's release date is only 4 months away. Plus Dups map makes me cry every time I look at it. It can't be that barren, sparse and desolate. It was promised that GTA V's game world would be the best GTA game world yet... You must be able to understand that the map Dup made is a representation based on what we know so far, of course it's going to be missing a few things, and as has been said repeatedly he hasn't finished it. Can't you just accept it for what it is? It's not as if Dup has insider knowledge on the exact topography of the map and placement of the towns, he's just speculating, and sometimes speculation can be fun... it passes the time.
  5. ViceMan
    http://www.rockstargames.com/sanandreas/ As little as makes no difference.
  6. ViceMan
    Thanks brah, I owe you one. One of what I don't know. Can't be truly Zidane unless i'm rocking the purple dildo in my bedroom, sneakily hiding in the back of my picture.
  7. ViceMan
    Well, San Andreas' official site had the three areas of the map released over three consecutive weeks... or was it months. I remember when the Las Venturas area leaked on the site early. That was an exciting time, because we had seen something we weren't meant to see.
  8. ViceMan
    Grow your hobo beard and take pics with the hat on. Show Zidane how it's done. I have got a beard on the return, but i'll probably have a shave between now and September then grow a fresh one. I'll definitely do that though, do you still sell your branded line of sex toys so I can have one lurking in the background of my picture?
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    That's what she- Oh never mind. I do agree however that LS does look a bit small considering the portion of the map that's been shown does seem to reveal at least two thirds of the city, and from the scale of the roads... does anyone have a pic of the map scaled next to a portion of GTA IV's map?
  10. ViceMan
    Looks like an image taken directly from the game itself and not in the cinematic style. Kinda like the helicopter pic that was released quite early.
  11. ViceMan
    I am actually considering getting the Collector's edition, it'll be the first time i've ever paid such an amount for a game, but when I saw it I thought "oooooh".
  12. ViceMan
    I've noticed a lot of these noobs aren't taking their tickets when they enter, how will they receive their free anal inspection from QD? EVERYBODY! PLEASE SETTLE DOWN! ORDER WILL BE RESTORED! Okay everybody go out and come back in in exactly the same order but not backwards... I mean forwards... just settle down will you I mean forwards that isn't backwards, calm down people i'll give you your tickets just go out and come back in. How can you get a simple instruction so arse about tit? Look, just- FOR FUCK'S SAKE GO OUT AND COME BACK IN!!
  13. ViceMan
    If they are blurring the line between the Assassins and the Templars should it be called Templar's Creed? Or does it matter semantically if a Templar happens to assassinate people, then they are a Templar assassin. There needs to be a distinction between the Assassin faction and just an assassin in general. What the fuck am I talking about?
  14. ViceMan
    Yes I know we've all been waiting for a good pirate game, but where exactly does the Assassin's Creed bit tie into this? Aside from a few historical pirates how are they going to wrap it in an intriguing and labyrinthine plot? Seems like they've just made a pirate game for the fuck of it because they know it will sell.
  15. ViceMan
    I won't be buying this on release, no way, I'll still be fully immersed in GTA V. What's been shown so far doesn't look that epic to be honest. I am not even going to bother watching any videos or footage.
  16. ViceMan
    its all you Shrek has honky features, that is all... Except the lips.
  17. ViceMan
    I thought the exploit with the Oghma Infinium had been fixed? Hermaeus Mora's champion isn't going to be happy with this devious trickery. As for the Imperial/Stormcloak debate... Well, the Empire was founded by Talos. The fact that many Nords are fighting against the Empire due to their devotion to Talos is somewhat misguided. Whichever choice they (or you as the player) make it is not in the Nords best interests - they overthrow the Empire and they are no longer part of Talos' creation - they stay with the Empire and they cannot overtly worship him. It is all the Aldmeri Dominion's doing anyway, to drive a wedge between the Empire's subjects and weaken it. There is no right or wrong answer as to which faction to join, just do what makes sense for that character. I have liberated Skyrim several times, but then again I have also conquered it for the Empire equally as many times.
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    Although the version of GTA III I got had the original boxart before R* started doing the classic GTA frames style... until they went back and altered it to fit with the rest.
  19. ViceMan
    The legacy... how far we've come. Kinda sad in a way that all those games are behind us.
  20. ViceMan
    What is this feeling? Is it excitement? It's been so long I hardly know anymore. The minigun looks weird without a belt.
  21. ViceMan
    *looks around, doesn't see anyone* I'd like customisable foreskins, I don't want to see any discrimination against either party - the roundheads or the cockaliers.
  22. ViceMan
    She was dead last GTA era, doubly so.
  23. ViceMan
    I want both of those and pumas! [/sarcasm]
  24. ViceMan
    There's a mod that adds a driveable horse-drawn cart which your followers can ride in and you can stash your loot in. I saw it on here: @7:52 Also:
  25. ViceMan
    And changed their AI so they didn't insist on helping you fight an Elder Dragon. Just stay the fuck out of the way when i'm fighting, this battle isn't for you horse.