ViceMan

It's 5:00pm Sleep now, set an alarm, then wake your ass up. I'm not American in case you didn't know... nigga, it's 10pm over hurr.

I don't know if I can stay awake for another hour, my eyes are killing me as it is.

I can't play outside after dark anyway, my mummy won't let me. She says I must stay in and relieve her sexually do my choir practice.

You only have two different playthroughs? I'm on about my eighth or ninth, although a lot of those are duplicates of my previous games I had on my old PS3 that went up the spout. If I recall correctly they were (in order;) Old PS3: Dunmer jack of all trades - played/completed mages guild storyline, thieves guild storyline, main story and civil war for Imperials. (First game, I didn't know what I was doing.) Nord warrior - completed companions, main story and civil war (Stormcloaks duh.) Altmer mage - completed mages guild and main storyline. Khajiit thief/sneaky honky - completed thieves guild and DB storyline I started a female Imperial one handed warrior and a Breton melee/magic user sometime before my PS3 stopped working. New PS3: Altmer mage - duplicate from above Khajiit thief - duplicate from above Breton melee/magic user - duplicate from above, (didn't get far with this one as I got Skyrim on the PC soon after and carried it on from that.) Orc two handed warrior - I was originally going to redo my Nord warrior but decided to go with an Orc at the last minute, completed main story, civil war for Stormcloaks. Female Imperial one handed warrior/magic user - duplicate from above... sort of. Currently playing this one, only doing civil war storyline and mages guild.

I find Bosmer boring, they are supposedly good at archery. So what? I can play as any race and level archery up relatively quickly. Argonians are too similar to Khajiit in terms of their style, sneaking and thieving. Does anybody bother to use the special race powers? The only one I used regularly was the Khajiit night eye, mainly because it can be used infinitely. All the rest I don't bother with after the first few tries - I can't be bothered swapping from Unrelenting Force to use it.

I still have not played as a Bosmer, an Argonian or a Redguard.

Then how do we know R* didn't spend months mapping a photorealistic seafloor in those games huh, how do we know? That's why GTA V has been delayed, R* are mapping the moon's surface; they just won't give use any means of transport to get there.

Dawnguard doesn't really interest me that much, but Hearthfire I liked the sound of originally. I may just get them all if they are half price. I am hoping to get a fairly decent computer soon, install Skyrim on that and mod the fuck out of it properly. My modding is reaching its limit in framerate terms on my current computer.

I can understand the game delay but what about the cover art? Did the artist fracture his wrist while drawing it last week? The cover art has probably been finalised for months now anyway, they should have released it and then added tiny text at the bottom of it announcing the delay: "By the way, the game is delayed until September. Enjoy!"

Put me down as a maybe then. I might be available.

If there's going to be snow have the characters and peds leave their fucking footprints in it. If not, don't bother. The amount of games i've played where you walk through snow and do not leave a dent on is ridiculous.

My gf is playing through AC II at the moment (albeit extremely slowly) so i'll probably have to get her to play III after Brotherhood and Revelations. So about a year's time.

Agreed. *plays Skyrim also*

Although it looks more crude graphics-wise I did notice the giants, trolls, Dwarven centurions and spheres look almost exactly the same as they do in Skyrim.

See as i've never played a MMO before and I don't have as much free time as I used to i'm not sure I can be arsed.

I have learned a surprising amount about the lore given that I only started with Skyrim. Anyway if it is FTP, I might consider getting it. I was in Winterhold while playing Skyrim a minute ago and thought i'd like to see what it looked like before the great collapse. (Hey I just referenced a JMT song without realising it.)

Did you look at the link in my post above? It has gameplay footage, of course it looks nothing like the trailer I posted previously.

It won't be. They know thay can make money out of it because people will pay to play. If it was FTP I might consider buying my first MMO game ever. But as I said it won't be. My hunches with MMO games ending up being a waste of money are entirely justified. That Star Wars Galaxies game that came out a good few years back looked good, but luckily I didn't fall for it, even when I was younger and more easily swayed it took a lot for me to part with my money. SW:TOR a while back also seems to have flopped like a giant dildo on a waterbed, this seems to be going the same route as that with the cartoon-like graphics so i'm sceptical about it. When I went into GAME today they were putting up ESO and GTA V posters. http://uk.gamespot.com/news/elder-scrolls-online-gameplay-shown-6399694 That is Gamespot though so take it with a dribble of lube.

http://uk.gamespot.com/the-elder-scrolls-online/videos/the-elder-scrolls-online-the-alliances-cinematic-trailer-6402723/ Must say it looks good, but that's not gameplay footage so it's kind of irrelevant. 3:20 onwards reminds me of AC.

*disregards topic instructions* My telly is 81.2cm. Yeah, fuck the rules.

Left.

Yeah I had it amputated and reattached correctly. My hand that is...

I might be out of this one if i'm round my gf's house.

Have been playing Skyrim again for a while now, before christmas at least. Getting to the point where i've exhausted my Orc playthrough, still haven't got the Oblivion walker achievement yet or all of the dragon priest masks, i'm well on my way to completing both of those in that playthrough though. But i've started another one - a female Imperial - which I started before when my old PS3 went kaput. She's going to be a bit of everything; archer, mage, warrior... probably not a thief though.

Scouse electricity doesn't work like like the normal stuff. It relies on static generated by the immense power of hundreds of thousands of 80's style afro perms, if one scouser has a haircut it can potentially cause blackouts across Liverpool. True story.