ViceMan

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  1. R* take the fun, memorable parts of the city, amplify them and remove the repetitive, boring bits that we won't want to see. That was the problem with L.A. Noire, being an exact replica of LA it got tedious driving down dozens of identical roads to get to a destination. With GTA they are free to cut bits out to make a more compact and concise city.
  2. If we use Marcus' estimate and assume 2/3rds will be country and 1/3rd will be LS - we're looking at anywhere between 14-16mi² of city space, still double that of LC.
  3. Well haven't read it all as it's midnight. But it looks promising.
  4. It says "LIFEGUARD" but the text is obscured by the spray. (That is the spray from the water in the screenshot, not the spray from people cumming over their computer screens.)
  5. And just like that the news shortage is over. Welcome to the days of milk and honey, we've weathered the storm, the famine, the brutal struggle for power in those bleak, dark nights of yesteryear and now we can all bask in each others ejaculate.
  6. Oh well i'll be out when it's released so I probably won't see it until tomorrow after work. Of course I could stick the computer on when I get in at 1am but I don't think i'll bother.
  7. Hey I have a great idea, lets all preorder GTA V from Comet!
  8. Eh, it'll be chaos, i'd rather stay indoors and avoid it. I don't need a 52" telly.
  9. Going with the LC mafioso thing, perhaps he'll reference the downfall of the families there after "some Russian prick fucked everything up and killed the don." (I know Niko wasn't Russian, but a lot of the characters assumed he was.)
  10. I can't be bothered to get up, plus there's nothing I need.
  11. You are behind practically everyone else save for a few insignificant islands in the pacific and yet you get everything first. Oh well, i'm really not that excited, i'm too old to get giggly and hyperactive like a child, i'll maybe raise a fist and say "woo" enthusiastically but nothing else.
  12. People are delusional for another CJ, they assume it's San Andreas all over again so the protag must be CJ.
  13. I hope R* took the time to do mocap of the protag clutching his chest and reaching for his medication while running, if they didn't the game would feel incomplete and i'd certainly consider taking it back and getting a refund. *pokes fire*
  14. Sounds like me, I have fallout and skyrim and never bothered to do the story, just explored looking for sidequests and shit You should definitely do the stories for both, there are proud americany robots masturbating all over the place. There's even interracial robo sex in one scene.
  15. R* usually show very little of the game for the previews, generally the mags and game sites get to play one mission, I think most of them play the same one or two missions. So that doesn't rule out multiple protags, just because they only saw one doesn't mean there's only one.
  16. Lol. (if you checked the topic just to read this then lol to that too)
  17. A dead honky in the 3rd cutscene, just out of focus on the left hand side.
  18. I remember a nigga, I just don't remember anything memorable he did.
  19. So I completed the game a few days ago, the ending for me was very underwhelming, Connor's story didn't really get wrapped up.
  20. Free? As in you're going to obtain it via some unscrupulous means?
  21. What should me Native American name be? Punches-bunnies-to-death-and-takes-their-skin or Air-assassinates-beavers-from-treetops? Noticed a few glitches quite early on in the game, facial animations from one character not showing in a cutscene, he was talking but his mouth wasn't moving - it was freaky.
  22. Ain't it always. No wonder the honkys are so black over there.
  23. So since when did NY start getting hurricanes anyway, I know they caught the edge of one last year was it, but full on?
  24. And there was me thinking it came out on the 30th, it's the 31st. Oh well at least I get two days off work to play it.