DuffMan

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  1. No one here? *faps*

    1. Brian

      Brian

      AH BRO STOP

    2. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      Who deleted my topic?

  2. GTA Online sounds like a fucking disaster. I'm almost glad mine doesn't work. Almost.

    1. Qdeathstar
    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      don't knock it till you try it... it's been pretty fun so far... i've avoid random freeroams though, it's either solo or with crew members for me...

  3. If you haven't watched Meltdown in game yet, go see it.

  4. The Car Scrapyard is a scam. It says it will pay out $150 per week per car destroyed. It actually caps it at $5000. Would be nice if they had told me that. Fucking game.

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    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      ^proud american

      Deleting your comments. You ain't got no honor.

    3. Santiago
    4. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Grow up, santiago.

  5. Main story complete. I'm rich (x3) but how the fuck am I supposed to buy the golf club?

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    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      drive a cab around... might take 10 more years but...

    3. DuffMan

      DuffMan

      My richest character has $36m. I'm not sure how I can influence the stock market that much.

    4. DuffMan

      DuffMan

      Although, to a point, it's pretty irrelevant. I won't be touching singleplayer when Online comes out.

  6. Okay got my dispatch email now. Apparently it's coming in from the Netherlands.

    1. DuffMan

      DuffMan

      It's in Germany now. That's the wrong day, dickheads.

    2. Brian

      Brian

      They gonna fly it to you out of Deutschland.

  7. My copy still hasn't been sent. A bit pissed that ordering from Rockstar themselves means I don't actually get the game on release day.

    1. Qdeathstar

      Qdeathstar

      If you bought the standard edition just pick it up in store then return the r* one to the store

    2. DuffMan

      DuffMan

      I would but I ordered the collectors edition.

  8. Bought a phone on Amazon this morning. Go to buy a diary this evening and find £50 promotional balance in my account. I'll take that diary and a Logitech mouse for free then, please. And feel free to give me more unexpected promotional balances, Amazon.

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    2. Massacre

      Massacre

      I can't remember. Either he's a radiologist, or he does prostate exams.

    3. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      nah, he's a QD...

  9. There's a countdown on the top of the page, but I'm still going to post it here. 23 days.

  10. Today I realised we've waited longer for GTA 5 after 4 than we did for 4 after SA. Crazy right?

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    2. BRO_MAN

      BRO_MAN

      Also, shorter wait to release than it was from the character trailers to gameplay.

    3. Ku Zi Mu

      Ku Zi Mu

      Sometimes I pee with the toilet seat down... 'cause I'm a rebel.

    4. Rayge

      Rayge

      04-08 SA-IV

      08-13 IV-V

  11. PS4 it is then. New games better not be £55 for long though.

  12. New contest: Guess how long it will be before someone begins a boycott of GTA V.

  13. Something about GameInformer magazine. Looking forward to the scans to see how little they actually reveal about the game.

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    2. DuffMan

      DuffMan

      lolwut, Piefag is still a moderator?

    3. ViceMan
    4. JamieMilne

      JamieMilne

      hope some info comes from rockstar before the game informer issue though

  14. Hello unemployment! Until Monday, anyway...

  15. Boils my piss when (relatively) reputable gaming sites use Michael Pachter as a source of analysis, despite him always being wrong about everything http://www.gamesradar.com/xbox-720-could-get-pushed-back-2014-says-analyst/

    1. Rayge

      Rayge

      I'ts just there to cause controversy within the cesspool of noobs present there

    2. Brian

      Brian

      I boil piss when I run out of something to drink in the house.

  16. posting from my Xbox. this isnt bad at all...

  17. Posting a few meters from my new toy: new car ^_^

  18. Still got the taste of vomit from last night. Lovely stuff.

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    2. DuffMan

      DuffMan

      No marney. I still have standards when I am inebriated. There were a lot to choose from if I wanted though.

    3. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      i was at a birthday party last night myself... i managed to watch my drinking though, no puking this time...

    4. DuffMan

      DuffMan

      @bOnEs: been a while since I drank too much, was a right laugh though so I don't regret it

      @marney1: no

  19. May have just walked in on my mum fapping. Someone give me brain AIDS, please.