Massacre

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  1. Massacre

    Assassin's Creed

    Firebombs work pretty well on phylakes, in addition to the aforementioned long weapons.
  2. Massacre

    Assassin's Creed

    They borrowed all the best things from the Witcher, and none of the shitty ones.
  3. Massacre

    Assassin's Creed

    Finally, it arrives.
  4. Massacre

    Assassin's Creed

    20% Prime discount, though. The last game I bought was Mass Effect Andromeda, and it showed up on time. I assume the Friday release fucked something up.
  5. Massacre

    Assassin's Creed

    I don't know when or why Amazon stopped successfully delivering games on release day, but I'm stuck waiting until Tuesday to play this. Have fun, bOnEs. You black asshole.
  6. Massacre

    Tattoos

    To be fair, you could still make that joke without having the tattoo at all. It would just be even more of a dad joke.
  7. Massacre

    Fallout

    I have learned that if you entirety bypass Concord and head straight to Diamond City, therefore never encountering the Minutemen, it pretty drastically changes the entire feel of the game. As an added bonus, you never have annoying settlement rescue quests and there's no boring, default, 'good guy' faction, which, as my homegrl mentioned above, neutral characters are guaranteed to be herded into. Also, power armor Nazis are still the best faction. Fuck Lyons.
  8. Massacre

    General Discussion ~ iRedDead.com

    Come on, guys, where's your excitement? Personally, I'm pretty excited to hear about Rockstar's next big delay.
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    General Discussion ~ iRedDead.com

    The actual game is finished, they're just working diligently to remove mission payouts and replace them with prompts to buy in-game currency for story mode. You'll need it to buy the tier 2 currency prompts, which allow you to buy the special currency needed to unlock online mode and its third currency type.
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    L.A. Noire

    Dutch was the most relatable character in that entire game, for me.
  11. Massacre

    L.A. Noire

    Do it, Vicey. Just fucking do it.
  12. Massacre

    L.A. Noire

    Some days, it's all I remember. I'm so damned tired, guys... Sobs quietly
  13. Massacre

    L.A. Noire

    Pass. Fuck remasters, fuck Rockstar. Make something new, you fucks.
  14. Massacre

    Post a picture of yourself

    The beardless are really missing out. I know my beard is the right length when people start giving me spare change, in the daylight, and avoiding me, after dark. The wild goose chase never makes it past the homeless shelter, before the police give up.