Massacre

The Ultimate Warrior became a crazy, right-wing extremist after he retired from wrestling. Maybe he's gotten his head straight, maybe he hasn't, but I expect a scene nonetheless when he's inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame this year. Also, there was a comic book he endorsed that was about him attacking and sodomizing Santa Claus.

Races are tedious, and everyone is an asshole when they're racing, no matter what they're like at any other time. People have a tendency to blame me when they swerve into me in a race, and proceed to run into me for the remainder of said race. I am a bad guy if I do not crash when they do this.

I'm so... moist.

Alpha. Otiz gave it a lot of style, but the Turismo is fugly, no matter what you do to it. I'm sure it looks alright blasting through the galaxy at warp speed, though.

Before GTA V's release date was announced, how many times did someone claim that they learned the release date from a local retailer, only to have us point out that retailers do not know release dates until they're announced? That shit applies to every game.

bOnEs' mouth is bigger.

Well, at least we all have masks ready for the heist missions when they come out in 12 years.

The most I've purchased from this pack has been two masks and a couple tattoos. The Jester, surprisingly, is the only car I feel is worth grinding for (the Alpha is nice, but it doesn't have many customization options), but I've barely done any races, so I don't have the essential performance mods unlocked. Basically, this pack has only cost me around $30,000, online. Franklin has spent a great deal on his Jester in story mode, however.

The crew emblem tattoos look horrible. Obviously, the colors are maintained, so they look like a sticker rather than a tattoo. Also, the arm version is awkwardly stretched over your upper arm, distorting it beyond recognition. However, the other new tattoo options allow me to finally cover my character's neck in tattoos, making it look like his entire body is covered (as long as I don't go shirtless or wear a tank top). As for the guns, the heavy pistol isn't much better than a regular pistol, and the "special" carbine is only cosmetically different from the regular carbine. The damage increase is so minor that it's not possible to notice a difference.

It's just five musical horns, that I noticed. Classical music. No gas masks. Still. Just some recolored hockey masks. Way to not try, Rockstar.

Sweet, new horns. Also, new tire smoke colors (green and purple).

Alpha lives up to its name. The Jester just looks like the Penumbra.

It's made by Obsidian. Have some faith.

I didn't know until today that one of the character classes in The Stick of Truth is "Jew." Fucking brilliant. Also, changed title.

Super cars are shit. Not recognizing one indicates good taste in vehicles.

Pretty sure I told you to go fuck yourself last time you posted this.

I know, I just wouldn't be able to resist starting three characters from different factions simultaneously to see as much of the map as possible.

Wow, they made khajiit look pretty awesome. Are the racial choices limited in the beta, or do you just believe in the might of the Aldmeri Dominion as much as I do?

iGTA DOUBLE PENETRATION

My kilt disagrees, bitch.

One of Kuz's first posts on the site was arguing with me about Africa.

Africa was fucked before a white person ever set foot in it. But we did make it way, way worse.

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