Massacre

I was on dial-up until 2008. I know all the horrors of trying to watch porn on that kind of connection.

For the record, Kuz, I heart black women. I believe that makes me a friend of the blacks.

If Danai were smart, she'd realize how much better she looks with dreadlocks.

Back in the old days, people used to use forums, email, and various instant messaging devices to accomplish this. Thank almighty Science there are now apps for this that people from third world countries advertise on forums using a teenage girl's picture to draw attention.

Beth is 18, Carl is 14.

Never become a writer. You will ruin every plot you could possibly think of before you even think of it.

If that baby doesn't die, the creators have failed miserably. They need to kill her, and they need to do it before the groups inevitably meet up, because I don't want to see Rick being a bitch about his baby twice. Rick: "Things are going the way they did in the comics! *weeps*" Person whose identity is a spoiler: "Hey, Rick, here's your baby!" Rick: " THINGS HAVE DIVERGED FROM THE COMICS IN THE MOST ANNOYING WAY POSSIBLE AND THIS IS AMAZING" Carl: "I WILL CEASE TO BE AN ENTERTAINING CHARACTER AGAIN BECAUSE A GOOD THING HAS HAPPENED TO US. IT'S SO MUCH BETTER WHEN WE'RE HAPPY AND THE SHOW IS STUPID." Yeah, fuck you. I hope Negan runs that bitch through a meat grinder.

That would do more damage to the show than any other comic-conflicting death they've had. The show essentially becomes unwatchable without the numerous plot elements that Carl is responsible for or heavily involved in. His importance is second only to Rick's.

Does it have to be intentional? I've done a lot of shit like that, but never on purpose. Once, while flying at night, I bumped my wing against a tree I hadn't seen. Rather than blowing up the plane or snapping the wing off, the plane swung around the tree, wing still caught, and the opposite wing hit another tree and got stuck. My plane just sat there, suspended between the two trees, at a height that was too low for my parachute to open, and too high to survive falling from. "Fuck" summed it up nicely.

My computer is louder. And not a Mac. I win.

Fucking awesome, Dup. Love the promo image.

Of course. No one wants a frigid bitch.

Avoid it. Swim into places it can't reach. Or come back later. Rockstar didn't really prepare people for sharks. Nothing you can do, other than swinging a knife at them and hoping for the best.

Sometime between April and June. No definitive release date.

Chumash. At the entrance to one of those side streets on the right, if you're coming from the north. I have never encountered him coming from the south, on four different play-throughs.I forget which side street, but there aren't many. If you hit Vespucci, you've gone too far. Or it just wasn't his time to spawn. It is random, after all. He'll tell you to invest in TInkle. It takes a week - in-game, of course - to pay off. This is more useful for Michael, because he has more properties to buy.

Tara's a lesbian. Futile shit. Daryl and Beth been brewin' for a while. Boning before the end of the season.

He dumped a barrel of babies in the water.

Fuck.

Agreed. Like I've said in other topics, I'm not tired of zombies, yet, because I'm still waiting to see them done right. I would love to pick a spot in LS and fortify it, populate it with survivors, defend it, etc. I spent a lot of time in Undead Nightmare just wandering around, looking at spots that would make good places to set up a safezone. Thieves Landing was the best spot, aside from the fort. Blackwater, Armadillo, and Macfarlane Ranch were terrible.

If you ever need a second woman for a threesome, my freezer is available.

It's like a Two-Hand Tallahassee Tug, but only one hand is yours. Very romantic.

Does she Dutch Rudder you?

You dared me to do it.

We have a chat?

That's pretty awesome.