Massacre

Nobody gives these things repeat plays. I make the deathmatch before I forget my idea, and it's done. If people don't like it, then it wasn't a good idea. No point in changing them after they've been played and I've gotten my feedback. I've got one DM idea left. Once I make that, I'm just going to save the rest for the mission creator. Missions, I can do.

Was traffic on by default for the first one? It shouldn't have been. The casino one, I should've guessed people would just use the cars, but I didn't intend for them to (except for the bulldozer on the far end of the lot). I just didn't want the parking lot to be dead. It's all about immersion. Disappointing they weren't well-received. Not that motivated to act on my new idea, now. Sounds like I should give races a couple more tries, though. I might have something worthwhile for that.

I did. Did it get worse as you got farther into the race? The idea was to make it more difficult and annoying as the race progressed, because you'd be more inebriated after each stop.

How'd my race/deathmatches go? Does anyone hate me? Also, I think I might've saved Pub Crawl as a GTA Race accidentally. It wasn't meant to be one, but I don't think I switched back after testing the weapon spawns.

Common misconception. In truth, Saint Patrick was drunk beyond the levels normally attainable by even the Irish. Stumbling around his village, he saw a patch of clovers growing near the village tavern. He roughly grabbed a handful and yanked them from the ground, using his free hand to grab a random villager by the collar, yank them close enough for the person to smell the alcohol and boiled sheep intestine on his breath, and exclaim "You! Look! TINY LEAVES." He shook the person violently, punched them in the face, then proceeded to run into the tavern, throwing clovers everywhere while shouting "TINY LEAVES." Everyone was in awe of the level of inebriation he had reached, and insisted that such a feat deserved a holiday. I have no idea how he became a saint. Something about snakes or some shit. I dunno, I was drunk when I heard the story.

They're doing it wrong. Way to fuck up Carl's character development.

Fucking gorgeous.

Heh.

If you're sick of winning, don't pit yourself against the ugliest vehicle in the game.

iGTA. His name is iGTA.

The Vestra has a sweet 'stache. Also, I've never really given the Akuma a fair chance. The Ruffian and I got into a pretty serious thing when GTAO first became available, and it's been my only non-American bike since. Maybe you'll get sick of your Akuma if you see someone else riding one.

At some point in the future, I am going to quote this out of context.

Still bothers me that the only apartment style with any personality has a closet for a garage. If Rockstar ever allows us to own a separate apartment and garage, I'll buy my old place back and stay there for good.

Los Santos Pub Crawl 1-16 players It's time for the annual Los Santos Pub Crawl! Visit the finest drinking establishments Los Santos has to offer, but avoid the mess left by the revelers who arrived before you. Loser buys the first round! http://rsg.ms/1gqtcp3 A few people are going to hate me after doing this race.

They're really not, as far as deathmatches go.

Two of the three I made Monday are molotov-based, mostly. II has melee weapons and molotovs, forced weapon is unarmed, III just has a ton of explosives (I used the max number of weapon spawns), and forced weapon is a sawed-off shotgun (high damage for shooting explosive barrels, very little range). The first one's a traditional brawl, but I always put at least one molotov spawn in every deathmatch I make. Also making my first race. Because I care.

Fingerprints. Clean all screens three times per day.

I have never heard of Alabama being good to anyone. Go show the west some of your southern charm.

You always know how to arouse me, Tanner. I love the desert far too much.

So begins the ceremonial burning of Ace... as is tradition.

I wasn't there, of course, but if Dup hadn't said it, I still would've guessed that Ace broke something. Damn it, Ace.

This one might take a while, but it's so worth it... JASPD, Part III 2-16 players Just Another Saint Patrick's Day, Part III: Irish Car Bomb. A scuffle over the corner store's last bottle of whiskey erupts into this explosive battle. http://rsg.ms/Pl9ghp The spawn points are the best part of this. You could spawn directly behind the guy who just killed you, or you might spawn in someone else's line of fire. A random guy might spawn right next to you, or you might spawn in front of a speeding car.

You can cure it. You just have to inject $180,000 directly into your bloodstream.

I've already outdone myself. JASPD, Part II 2-16 players Just Another Saint Patrick's Day, Part II. You and your friends head to the casino for a St. Patrick's Day party, but all hell breaks loose when some guy makes a -loosest slots- joke about your buddy's girl. http://rsg.ms/PkKRIN I love making molotov-heavy matches, and the next one is going to be even more volatile. Also, I have no idea why Social Club turned my quotation marks into hyphens.

I was originally going to use it for a bikers vs. hipsters brawl, but I liked this version better. Plus, nobody wants to play the hipster.