Massacre

So have a lot of shitty movies.

I do not support the 49ers, because football is gayer than anything I've done in San Francisco.

I don't know how I feel about spiders that are large enough for me to use as transportation.

Agreed, since I can't stand love interests and romance in video games, for the most part. I liked Mercedes, however, and I thoroughly enjoyed the conversations Niko had with the various girlfriend options in IV.

Well, it was slightly off, but I couldn't pass up that joke. Accurately, the Breakfast Club formula for the various GTA games are... GTA III: Vice City: San Andreas GTA IV GTA V

FUCK YEAH DESERT

Oui.

GTA V's Breakfast Club.

Kenway is exactly who a person has to be in order to be a pirate. Something big has to happen to make a pirate care about something more. Hint, hint.

Just like you.

I could tolerate Assassin's Creed being an annual title, as long as the story quality remains. There have been improvements, but the gameplay has been pretty same-ish since the beginning. The story, however, has remained top notch. That will keep drawing me back, until it ceases to be true. Games don't have the longevity they used to, and the wait for quality games like GTA, The Elder Scrolls, and Fallout can be five years or more. If just one series can crank out annual titles and remain interesting, I'm happy. When that series starts going the way of Call of Duty and Battlefield, we're all fucked.

YOU THINK WRONG

I forget that this site is full of closed doors. I'll slide a note under one of them. The Zentorno is a Lamborghini Venono, and the Huntley is a Bentley concept SUV, according to the less reputable members of the GTA community (i.e., anyone not from iGTA). The Massacro is a cross between an Aston Martin Vanquish and a Ferrari F12berlinetta. This one, I deduced myself, because these fools are using my name, and I needed to make sure it was for a worthy vehicle. It has roughly the same mods as the Jester.

Wrong. You're Pip. All British people are Pip.

Right now, the PS4 and X1 are for people that have the kind of disposable income that allows them to buy a system with nothing worthwhile on it. There won't be a console-seller for a long time, and I doubt this will be it. These companies are making a terrible decision by abandoning the current gen before the next gen has a triple-A title.

No PS3/360 release, set in France... yawn.

Via @fallout: http://imgur.com/a/Rycfb#0

Holy fuck, Out of Harmony is a horribly-designed mission.

Dup's crew emblem looks pretty awesome on a t-shirt. Also, out of annoyance, I'm probably not going to be rocking the Asylum MC emblem until the MC has an event, or we get a leather vest. My need for a larger garage and overall lack of biker-appropriate content is preventing my character from living the way he wants to.

If they're going to bring Las Venturas into the mix, they should do it for GTA V, while we're still working with a heist theme. As I've said before, Las Vegas is just a bunch of casinos, a suburb, and empty desert. Las Venturas cannot carry a game on its own. San Fierro can. Las Venturas DLC for V, and GTA VI set in San Fierro. And I do not want another heist-themed GTA, unless there are a lot more heists than V had, a lot more money floating around, and a lot of things to spend it on. I can go on for pages and pages about this, however, and I forbid a GTA VI wishlist until V has been out for at least a year.

That's what you should've called the crew events.

*Awaits adventures in Northern San Andreas*

You need six more, arranged in a dish-like setup. Also, they need to hover. As does your chair.

Ensuring that a major character develops properly isn't telling the same story twice, it's faithfully translating the source material. Luckily, he'll still end up where he needs to be when The Saviors show up. Kill yourself.

Lol'd pretty good at this.