Massacre

The first installment in my Saint Patrick's Day deathmatches: JASPD, Part I 2-16 players Just Another Saint Patrick's Day, a spin-off of the Just Another Friday Night deathmatches, now with 120% more drunkenness. The streets are blocked off for a St. Patrick's Day celebration, but a fight has broken out over who has the best micro-brew. Defend your pub's honor! http://rsg.ms/1glkZCv

Meh. Made it a JAFN spinoff. JASPD. Full title in description.

FUCK. I've got to get started on new melee deathmatches for you guys. Don't let me forget about this. Working on one right now (well, location scouting). Rockstar is astonishingly gay. It's bad enough that they don't allow long enough titles, but the creator claims that the only shortened version I could think of for my title was "forbidden." Why the fuck it would be forbidden, I don't know. Rockstar is just begging for me to start heckling their various forms of contact again. Edit: Okay, Rockstar is fucking stupid. Apparently, they think "Paddy" (the most common shortening of Patrick, especially when referring to the holiday) is some kind of racial slur against the Irish. That's the only reason I can think of. When I changed it to "Patrick," it was fine, but there isn't enough room for that in my title.

Don't be a bitch. FUCK. I've got to get started on new melee deathmatches for you guys.

Typically, if there's an intro relating to a person who isn't especially important (flashbacks, especially), they're going to die. Apparently, they're just trying to take someone insignificant and make them significant. Also, I like this new Daryl angle they've set up.

I like when you know who's going to die before the first commercial break. Edit: Well, fuck. That intro served no purpose whatsoever, then.

I lol'd.

Corn meal does not belong in tight, moist places.

Oh. Well, you're the only Brit we care about. Nevermind.

Daylight Saving Time started last night, for the Americans. Doesn't start for Brits until the 30th. Keep that in mind when setting up events this month. If you start an event at the usual time, EST, you get an extra hour of Britishness.

Xbox lets you use a flash drive as a memory card. Buy a 64gb and get shit done.

It suits my needs. Also, there is yet another motorcycle between the Rat-Loader and the Merryweather Mesa that you can't see in the pic. Also also, as I've said before, I don't race, so I don't have performance mods unlocked, so I don't buy fast, high-end cars.

I'M POSSESSED BY A PIRATE GHOST

I do not have that face tattoo. What the hell happened here, Rockstar?

For reasons that I will never understand or make peace with, the blackjack tattoo, which goes on the left side of the chest, cannot be used with any tattoo that goes on the right side of the chest. I was so happy to have unlocked it, too...

I am hearing the weirdest shit in this GTAO session. Edit: Now past tense. The gist of it was, this guy was explaining (to no one, that I could tell), how to masturbate with a corn dog in your ass and have multiple orgasms.

I had forgotten how incompetent Lester is on option B for the final heist. He is exactly like every child I've encountered in GTAO, both in skill and demeanor.

Spammed the Housers' private email addresses - check. You're welcome.

Oh good, you had a Cheadle backup blackup.

I am watching a train with no engine rolling very slowly down the tracks near the Davis police station. It is moving only because it spawned on a slight hill. A functioning train came along and rolled through it, as though the other train was not there. GHOST TRAIN

It sickens me how fast this is moving along when Assassin's Creed and Warcraft were shelved for years, and only just started filming. Then there are the planned movies that will never be made, like Gears of War and Mass Effect.

the REAL warrior is dead tho isn't he? think i remember someone telling me that. last time i payed attention to wwf was just before steve austin and them came in. think razor ramone had just started few months before... Still alive. He actually wrestled a single match in an independent wrestling promotion in 2008.

I don't have a second character. If we can't get a black guy by tomorrow, I can make one.

Only if me putting on blackface and being Don Cheadle is out of the question.

I like how Scott Caan's jacket is identical to a jacket in GTAO.