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Then you get a like. That's how it works around here.

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Gay rights.

The best thing about the beaters is that that were all sleepers. They looked like shit, but performed just as well as the mint versions. I had Niko drive them all the time, and pretended the police were in shock when my decrepit Sabre peeled out and sped away faster than they could ever catch up to.

"Rusty Vigero" sounds dirtier than Dirty Jackal.

I would play the fuck out of a vampire DLC. Any supernatural DLC, for that matter. Undead Nightmare was too perfect for Rockstar to not try it again with another game. Only Rockstar can do something that so starkly contrasts the game's setting and make it work that well.

GTA IV Virgo.

Aaaand there's my retirement plan. Time to gouge out one of my eyes and convince drunks I'm a real pirate.

GTA/Blade crossover, coming Fall 2014.

If it makes you feel any better, that's not a hard car to find. Well, maybe in New Zealand. I don't know what the car scene is like over there. Hopefully it's not as shit as Europe. In America, you can get one in decent condition for under $2000, easy. Just come to America. Taste the freedom.

That was the most satisfying moment of the entire series. I'm going to have that on loop the entire night.

Nice balls, Fanboy. Also, I didn't know Yugioh was still a thing.

One thing that's stuck, through 3 of my plays is Michael's facial hair. On my second game, he was bald, with a goatee and glasses. I don't quite remember who I was channeling with that look, but it worked well for him. On my other games, though, I kept his default look, then gave him stubble after Amanda leaves, as I think he would let himself go a little at that point. By the time they reach their exile from the city, he has thick stubble, and then the long, slicked hair and a full beard when they return to Los Santos. He keeps this look for the remainder of the game.

I'm currently on my 4th play. 5th restart (playthrough 3 was started shortly before a hiatus from GTA. Started over when I came back). Every time, I change each character's style. Clothes, preferred weapons, car design, play style. Minor stuff that makes it feel new to me. Still, I wish I could forget everything about this game, and experience it again for the first time. That first play is right up there with my first time playing Fallout 3. Incredible.

Nice shot. Mine was ruined by a pole that I didn't notice at the time.

I guess. If you want to be a quitter. *Tosses Rob a cutlass* Or we can get you a real ship. What say ye?

Title changed. Again.

Upon receiving a hardtop Voltic from Legendary Motorsport rather than the convertible version, I have to wonder why the hell we can't select which variant of a car we want.

That cat is fucking awesome. Also, the area around her is clean, so either you're a neat freak, or she doesn't shed much. Jealous of that. I'm going to shave my pussy cat just so I don't have to deal with his shedding.

I think my best ideas are better off being saved for the mission creator (assuming that's ever going to happen. These things are basically just dumbed-down versions of Rockstar's tools, and they might not intend for all of them to be available to players), but I've got one stupid idea that might be fun as a capture.

Excellent spot. Might as well throw in a few beach drag races, while you're at it.

There's a very large jump directly south of the altruist camp. At 19:00, the Tornado variant will spawn there, with several police cars behind it. You'll want to be parked on the bridge to the east when this happens (or anywhere on the eastern hill, just have a clear view of the scene). Make sure you're looking away from the hill, because it obviously won't spawn if you're staring where it's meant to be. Snipe the driver, call Lester to remove your wanted level (or risk it and run in to grab the car, I don't give a fuck), get into the car, and either back down the hill or drive forward off of the mountain and hope you don't get stuck. Take it to LSC (the one in Paleto Bay is closest), and you'll be able to buy insurance for it. Other than that, the only other options are the ignition and remote detonation bombs, and selling the car.

This is what it looks like when Rockstar breaks my heart. Edit: Scratch that. Your move, Rockstar. (inb4 Rockstar randomly deletes all the cars from my garage)

Can you smoke a turtle?

I'm pretty proud of these. The first one is a bit slow, but the sequel makes up for it. Both must be played as team deathmatches, it's vault dwellers vs. raiders. War Never Changes - I 2-16 Players, Team Deathmatch It is 2299, 222 years after nuclear war destroyed the world as we knew it. Your ancestors were given a place in a vault, which ensured that they - and later, you - would never face the chaos of the surface, yet, after over two centuries, the vault's reactor has failed. To save your home from certain doom, you leave the vault to locate replacement parts. To your dismay, violent raiders happen to be traveling by as you exit the vault. The world may have changed, but war... War Never Changes. I had to cut out so much shit to meet their 500 character limit. War Never Changes - II 2-16 Players, Team Deathmatch Your search for replacement parts for your vault's reactor has led you to the Rusted Graveyard, a name the wastelanders have given to the wreckage-filled remains of Route 68. While walking the long stretch of destroyed cars, surviving raiders from the attack on the vault catch up to you, intending to settle the score. The military convoy in the middle of the bridge should wrap thing up quickly. Part III is a capture, still in progress. Not sure if there's going to be a part IV or not. If so, it'll be a race. I was a little disappointed with the last race I did, so I'm not sure if I want to bother with it. Edit: Cloud server went down as I was working on part III. Canceled until I feel like doing the entire thing over.