Well...I guess it doesn't look as bad as a Fallout style Star Wars: The Old Republic MMO...That said I'm still living in fantasy land where a New Vegas style game by Obsidian (does that even exist anymore?)/Chris Avellone will happen.
Come to Melbourne. Our dude is in China for 6 weeks so we uhh, have a lot stashed. May have gone too far this time. Especially as he left us with it and doesn't want payment until he gets back to see how much we use. Too much, I'm going to guess.
I really don't think inviting people like me over is a safe decision. The baked goods look lovely, but when I eat one of your neighbours the novelty may wear off.
Also, Firm. That is way too much bacon. I envy you.