Stoic Person Eater

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  1. Who the hell plays assassins creed with 6 other people around? Not me. Seriously, I only play when my wife isn't there or in shut-up mode. "Honey, will you please shut the hell up. Ezio just said something and I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA BECAUSE YOU'RE TALKING TO ME ABOUT SHIT I DON'T CARE ABOUT RIGHT NOW. ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUCK UP SOME SANDhonkyS WITH MY HOOKBLADE. SHUT THE FUCK UP.
  2. I have a friend who is selling his Kinect dirt cheap. Might be worth picking this up for it. Haters gonna hate, but it looks pretty awesome. I'd scare the fuck out of my dogs shouting FUS DO RAH.
  3. I just figured out I can't motivate myself to not want to kick the shit out of you.
  4. Almost never bothered to click that but I'm glad I did. Agreed. When the guy exploded upon hitting the water - good stuff.
  5. Your sentence structure is atrocious.
  6. Quit that shit or I will have you banned.
  7. I've been debating going back to the Gay Tony missions and getting 80-100% for the achievements. I am an achievement whore.
  8. Massy, I got AC Revelations last night for $19.99 at Best Buy, brand new. I played the MP for the first time and thought it was fantastic. I started the story and it was pretty good - I hated the intro that assumes this is the first time you played the series. I'll have to get use to playing as old ass Ezio. Not a big fan. It's a big jump from the Raiden-armored Ezio I was rocking in Brotherhood.
  9. I only use Unrelenting Force to launch motherfuckers.
  10. I've seen the trailer for the game; I'll be interested to see how it plays. For me, the Walking Dead game is Fallout 3.
  11. Best part of the episode was Herschthal's use of the Unlimited Ammo Code! It was a great episode, probably the best one so far. Most of the characters were being big bitches at the end, but I think it's headed in a great direction.
  12. Yeah, the ranged kill cams and magic kill cams are MUCH needed.
  13. I think it might be possible - the dragon shouts are "magical" but if you just used the required ones for the main storyline - that's okay by me. There's no way to complete or even attend the College of Winterhold without magic. I'm sure there are a few quests that require magic be used; but there is probably a way to get around it. That's one of the best parts of the game is the different ways it can be played. I imagine if you had enough potions and enchanted items, you could get by without magic. Also, would scrolls be considered magic? I never used any, just traded the hell out of them (as they have a high value vs. weight ratio - early in the game). I really only used magic for leveling purposes; although the Detect Life and Bound Weapons have become my most used spells. I never really focused on magic for my character. I'd like my next character to be heavily focused on magic, no weapons (outside of the bound ones).
  14. Yeah, I did all the "admirable" quests first, saved Skyrim, helped everyone - but as I started getting into the Daedric quests, the line of good and evil started to blur. I was already stealing everything I could find; just made sense to get credit for it. I started with the Thieves Guild and slowly started the DB. I think after a few DB assassin's came after me, I started tracking them down. Instead of killing them, I just took over. I'm currently level 64.5 - when I level up again, I will be able to craft Daedric Armor and my guy will have transformed completely to the dark side.
  15. I wrapped up the Dark Brotherhood missions yesterday. I had my first "twist" in the game that kind of got me, although I should have seen it coming. I upgraded the dark sanctuary and saved my game in the torture chamber where I can spam all of my spellls and shit.
  16. Hallo. My name is Stoic Person Eater. I will kill everyone here eventually. Goodbye.
  17. Thanks for the spoiler, dickhead.
  18. Yeah, I hate Carl. He ruins everything. To be fair, what was that guy doing out by himself that late; outside the fence. Asking for it if you ask me. Someone spoiled it for me too on Facebook, revealing the name of the poor character. I'm dumb so I thought the name was Glen's and I was raging. It wasn't until I watched the episode when I remembered Glen's name was Glen, not, the other guy.
  19. Yeah, mine will be hella dusty by October.
  20. FUCK YOU. Just kidding. I will probably end up selling it on eBay to someone who LOVES steelbooks. There is information about the new character; http://kotaku.com/5890565/assassins-creed-iii-brings-a-new-hero-to-a-new-console-with-a-new-engine Half English - Half Native American... who called it?
  21. Fuck, wish I had a PS3, just to play with you ladies.
  22. It's a case for the game. That's made of steel. Or metalish something. http://i996.photobucket.com/albums/af83/yantelope/2012-03-05_11-47-32_919.jpg
  23. Trailer was awesome. I liked the tree running. Also, there is clearly an offscreen scalping going on @ 00:39. I went and preordered the game at lunch and got my steel book for the game - 7 months in advance. I'll probably be upgrading to whatever LE they come up with - we'll see.