Stoic Person Eater

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  1. Shit, I have been dreaming about this game. Probably just going to go ahead and preorder now. When it is released, it will be a little gift to me!
  2. Eh, I have three packs of RDR cards, two GTAIV lock boxes, two Rockstar bags, guides for RDR and GTAIV, I have the Lola Sticker and the other ones that came when GTAIV came out. I don't have any shirts or anything.
  3. If I play AC again from the beginning, I will try and take note of their location in game. According to the AC Wiki - Desmond was a bartender in NYC and was kidnapped and taken to Abstergo, which is in Italy. Also, when he was a bartender, his favorite drink was a Shirley Templar. Yuk-fucking-yuk.
  4. We could speculate all day on the new character; I'm thinking a half-indian; half white person - or possibly something like Last of the Mohicans with a white kid raised by the native americans. Not sure if Altaiir was related to Ezio; but they had to bring the story to America - I mean Desmond is in America, right? Or not. He and his friends go to Ezio's old hideout. What country does the first game (in the future) take place? Where is Abstergo?
  5. I skipped this DLC as there were no achievements. I was mad that they were charging for the missing pieces (Memories 6 and 7 from the game, I think) that they just left out of the game to charge for later. I hated that. I just picked up the Da Vinci Disappearance DLC for Brotherhood and it's pretty good. I came across a glitched achievement that is really pissing me off, but other than that - I am enjoying it. It's inspired me to go back and play the Brotherhood memories over again for 100% completion. That'll allow the price on AC: Revelations to drop a little more before I pick it up. As far as Assassin's Creed III - I like the idea of bringing it to America. There is a really good article on Kotaku about the pros of bringing it to America, especially during that time frame. It's like pre-Red Dead times; with an Assassin. I am looking forward to the tomahawk, scalping bitches and other possibilities.
  6. Man, I shouldn't have played with that glitch last night before bed, it totally fucked with my dreams. Anyway, I started with one Fortify Restoration potion - which I had never made before, in my level 100 alchemy - the potion was like a 60% increase in effect. I took off my alchemy necklace, ring, gauntlets and circlet (circlets are so gay by the way) and then took the potion. I then re-equipped the alchemy ensemble, and I noticed that the % which they would increase my alchemy went from like 32% to 86%. I created another FR potion - with 198% or something. I kept repeating the steps, making a potion, taking off the enchanted armor, taking the potion, re-equipping ensemble and making another potion, etc. When I got ridiculously high FR potion % (3227% or so), I started crafting other potions - fortify enchanting, fortify smithing and invisibility. Some of the potions I created are worth more Septims than in all of Whiterun. I had a Fortify Enchanting potion that was at like 620%, however it had no effect when I took the FE potion and tried enchanting some armor. When I used the 98% fortify enchanting potion I had created (also with FR potion influence), I was seeing a significant increase at the enchanting table - but not with the 620%. If I took a FE potion and then an FR potion and tried enchanting, I got some off the scale type enchantment options (Carry Weight +1925, Magicka Replenishes 578% faster, Sneak is increased 1127%, etc.). The only problem is when the FR potion wore off, the enchantments were only slightly increased on the recently enchanted items. They were higher than normal, but not exponentially. I was a tad disappointed. I wanted GOD armor. My Fortify Smithing potions fared much better than the FE ones. They had a higher percentage from the go. I created some that had a 325% increase and then a couple ridiculous ones that were 6887%. I used the 325% ones first to see where it would take my current weapon/armor levels when upgrading them and it almost doubled the damage on my bows and swords. I then tried using the 6887% - the damage points on the weapons actually decreased from like 267 to 209. The value of the weapons/armor increasede exponentially. Depending on the enchantment and the material, some are worth six figures. Anyway, I didn't save any of the shit I did last night; I just wanted to experiment with the FR potion and see what kind of effects I could get. I think I will create some superior armor and weapons with good enchantments and just create a shit ton of FR potions to use whenever I need ULTIMATE GODNESS! I will probably spend some more time playing around with it later this weekend. I'd like to have some magical robes that supply me with endless magic ability as well as a Doomsday bow that will fuck anything up. If you've experienced anything similar with the negative damage when using high % FR or FE potions, let me know what the hell is up.
  7. Yeah, I wouldn't want to ABUSE this power, not on my first game anyway. My next game will be much different. I will kill everyone possible.
  8. Ooh, I miss the Warriors. I would play it again if it was brought to like the Xbox Live Games on Demand like they've done with RE4 and other last-gen games.
  9. Eh, I just read up on it. If I understand correctly - I collect the ingredients for fortify restoration (some of the little fish and salt piles) and create a potion. I drink the potion, put on my fortify alchemy armor and create a stronger fortify restoration potion. I can keep doing this by taking off the armor, drinking a potion and putting it back on; each time, the potion getting exponentially stronger. When I have my desired intensity of fortify restoration potion; I can use it to make other fortify potions for enchanting, smithing and ejaculating. From there, I can rule Skyrim FOREVER! MWAHAHAHAHA. Sound right?
  10. Hmm, I just read about this glitch. I don't want to break my game, but if I could have a couple of super weapons. I wonder if this works with fortify smithing as well...
  11. No phone? What kind of proud american are you? How else is the protagonist supposed to get information from clients? Did you not play GTAIV? Do you think they are going to take a step back from the previous game(s) and not give you a cell phone. Jesus Christ, I can't believe the scottish idiots that post here.
  12. What kind of phone would everyone like to have? I hope they have an unlimited plan for data and minutes. Also, no iPhones, those are for hipster proud americans.
  13. That happens to me all the time; especially if someone walks into the door before you.
  14. I just want credit for killing the thread is all.
  15. Stoic Thread Killer. Speaking of, this thread is incorrect as well. You're 0/2. Red Dead Redemption 3? Did I miss the second one? Red Dead Revolver doesn't count; it's last gen and doesn't have the same name. You forgot to change the first post as well.
  16. He said he got it for completing the Dark Brotherhood missions. Not sure if there is any kind of hoops he had to jump through or anything.
  17. After completing a set of devious quests, you unlock a TORTURE CHAMBER with numerous NPC's who are bound in chains. You can spam just about all of your magic and combat skills on the prisoners without any kind of reprecussions with the law or attack from the NPC's. I haven't unlocked it yet, but I went to my friend's house to burn and the whole time he was spamming two-handed and healing spells on the chained up bitch on the wall. Really great place to level. Plus there are multiple prisoners to torture. FUN! A good place for spamming blocking and healing (and light/heavy armor) is in the Bleakcost Cave. There are like three frost trolls inside and you can just run around spamming blocking with the shield and healing with the other hand. I'm not sure if the trolls repopulate if killed off. I killed them awhile ago, maybe I will go back and check.
  18. I just get a soul trap weapon. Yeah, soul trap spells are for proud americans. Even if you don't have double enchantments yet, one of your weapons should have a soul trap on it. Whatever you finish people off with, use that weapon and it automatically collects the soul for you.
  19. I haven't been that pissed off. I double checked so many places. MOTHERFUCKER, I haven't been so mad at a game in a long time.
  20. Not being able to become a vampire is the best part of being a werewolf.
  21. Fuck Assassin's Creed. I have 59/60 Templars and like 99/100 flags in each city. Fuck this fucking shit. FUCK! I'll probably have to start over from the beginning and do the flags individually. I also need the achievement for talking to Lucy.
  22. I am a werewolf, well - a closet werewolf. I haven't really noticed any change in gameplay or NPC reaction to having the ability to go into Beast Mode, while NOT in beast mode. If you change into a werewolf in a town, you will get a bounty and everyone will hunt you down. Beast mode isn't practical for most situations; however there have been a few times when I was stripped of my weapons and armor or not been able to use magic and beast mode has come in huge. It's also good for clearing dungeons or other buildings where there are mostly melee wielding characters. It's also great for covering long distances in a short amount of time as the wolf sprint is pretty fast. You can heal yourself while in beast mode by feeding on someone you've killed. This also extends the amount of time you remain in beast form.