GunSmith

Sticking the landing of a jump greater than eight feet is impossible. *walks off low rooftop* *tilts forward, lands on forehead*

You're in for a treat with that one. It's a total mindfuck, you'll like it.

1. You can get Molotovs in Merryweather Ammo Drops. 2. Crowbars can be found in the Cypress Hill LTS. Pick it up, then finish the match. You'll have it in your inventory when you get back to Freemode. 3. This topic is about parkour.

I hate you.

So much fappage has been perpetrated in those few square feet, I can smell the semen essence radiating from that photo.

Yep. That's caused by subpar connection on either your end or a gamemate's end.

I sniped a guy out of a fighter jet once. True story. I felt the need to share that.

Love that guy. I shit a brick when he turned up in Breaking Bad.

No.

You're never too young to patronize the streetwalkers and prostitutes of your community; go to your nearest street corner/slum and support the local underground economy today! THIS PSA BROUGHT TO YOU BY THE WHORES' UNION

It's like two dirty jackals are involved in the same rape; one perpetrating, one the victim.

"Sugar shack"? My, that's a strange-looking whorehouse.

The sunrises and sunsets are at their best on the banks of the Zancudo.

I like the smug look on her face. "You want one of these...don'cha, motherfucker?"

I've never seen it period.

I prefer bOnEs'. The simplicity of it makes it look like a company logo. "iGTA5 - Providing high-quality game info and member abuse since 2011!"

What kind of shit is this? Don't they know that Team Pink has shenanigans scheduled? The nerve of them.

I plan to do all of my Meth trafficking in this mother:

Do the wallet thing.

Not mine. But wow nonetheless.

I never once dreamed that this might be relevant:

I don't need to drive one to know that it's unattractive to my eyes. Also,

Popularity does not equate to quality.

Still ugly.