GunSmith

Seems like it depends where in Yankton you die. Towards the western/southern bits, I've found myself washed up on the shores by the Chianski Mountains or at the Port of LS.

Epic shit, gentlemen. I'm wondering how you fuckers got into the bank/Bobcat Security building?

Did it come standard with the flock of gliders or no?

As an older black gentleman, it suits me just fine.

My ideal first car, based on aesthetics and comfort:

Agreed, DuPz. Why can't we stack crates and bridge gaps like you mentioned?

CFO ain't got no thang to be jealous of. An Alero is a pimp-ass vehicle, sir.

I wish we could create footraces. I have so many ideas planned out around the city that incorporate John Woo-style acrobatics and whatnot.

Oh, right. I dunno, though. A meek Anglo-Saxon gent is hard to imagine behind the wheel of any car with connotations of bravado and power. Maybe it's just me. *dons driving gloves/cap, climbs into Prius*

Brian is not the Mustang type. Whatever happened to cars reflecting people's personalities? E.g., me driving a Prius?

I like that "coroner en route" bit. Kinda chilling; brings me back to LA Noire. Of note: "Possible anthrax exposure", "possible anthrax release", "cardiac arrest at Burger Shot", "possible Ebola exposure", "possible Ebola release", "contaminant release", "person with chest pains at Burger Shot". Bio-warfare and choking -- this game can't get better! Also, 3-5 alarm fires and apartment fires were mentioned. "Association with a known criminal": I guess we'll be hearing that when we get into a Wanted friend's vehicle. Drug overdoses were talked about, too. The most dick/clit-tickling of all: "possible drug deal" and "possible bank heist".

DLC = aliens. I'm convinced. *prepares anus for inevitable probings*

I just played Mixed Up With Coke. I got absolutely no kills, but blew up one of the cement trucks. I was paid 18k while the rest of the players were stuck with 10k.

This is fun as fuck. I was about to hop in the Cuban 800, but you inadvertently crushed it when you rolled the Rhino on it.

Having Googled the lady in question, I'm appalled that cuda finds her hot. Dafuq, man? It's like a chihuahua's DNA was spliced with a trailer-park meth ho.

Those are glorious shots, DuPz.

Not true. Anybody here could do it, provided they have access to some GHB.

Do these work cross-platform? I'm itching to try some of Massy's.

Yeah, the AIs are fuckin' stupid. I had three of them jump off the roof of the courthouse during my test run. Consecutively.

Been waiting for that.

Having seen Breaking Bad first, I'm gonna hate him when I eventually watch FNL. That dead-eyed, Opie piece of shit.

There's a bug that lets you access a deserted North Yankton in GTAO. Get a buddy to set up an Invite Only session. Have him/her wait while you replay the Prologue. Get up to the point where At ~twenty feet out, have your comrade invite you to their session. When you join, get an air vehicle and proceed to the southeast corner of the map, out into the ocean. If it worked, you'll see some trippy half-rendered mountains in the distance. Fly to 'em and enjoy your vacation. If you want your friend to come along and have snowball fights and such, have them repeat the process you just went through, but with roles reversed; you'll be inviting them while they replay the Prologue. Good luck, fuckers.

Yankin' about in Yankton:

Different roles in different missions pay more/less. For example, in A Titan of A Job, the pilot is paid a good deal more than passengers.

I hate my perma-wounds, but I didn't wanna risk altering my skills to get rid of them. Fuck.