GunSmith

*continues wondering what a Dirty Jackal/Jackle is*

Is that code?

'Dat blur. Looks cinematic as fuck.

Get voting, idoits.

'Dat MP event. All those Personal Vehicles in gtagrl's freeway pics got me to wondering: what was the final turnout? Goddamn. You fuckers had about enough fun for ~30 participants.

My God, say what you will about Floyd and Debra, but they've got excellent taste in cinema. The life of a distinguished gentleman:

Do it, for certain. You won't regret it.

Nah.

For the moment, finding a decent Online session with randoms is impossible. It'll be that way 'til the Content Creator and Heists roll out. Until then, take gtagrl's advice.

Sounds particularly seizure-inducing.

I imagine it takes quite a while to procure some suitable virgins to feed to the lizard?

Scene: The Vinewood Los Santos Customs, twilight. Characters: A pair of randoms whose conversation I overheard ============================ Black guy with four-star Wanted level, making his way to his white friend (who is stealing an Export vehicle outside the LSC): "Ey, man, where you at?" White guy: "Davonte, do not lead those cops here, I'm trying to steal this car." Davonte: "Naw, man, I'm tryna --" White guy gets two-star Wanted level. "GODDAMNIT, DAVONTE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT" Davonte, after awkward, shame-filled three-second pause: "♪...I woke up in a new Bugatti♪!"

Did you earn/purchase that somewhere? If you did, where? =============================================== I met a great group of randoms the other day. I had an awful lot of fun with them: One of them sniped an NPC boat pilot in the Land Act Reservoir; she proceeded to swim out to commandeer it. Everyone else parked their supercars at the top of this cliff and dove in after her. A circlejerk ensued at one of the females' Apartments. (notice No-Hands Noonan) More fuckery. There were about ten of us in that room, I believe. Four people, one tabletop.

I wasted a summer learning how to count cards proficiently -- I really hope to be able to put my pointless knowledge to use when the games roll out. If Rockstar's smart, I imagine they'll make the gaming separate from the Freemodes. God, I hope they're smart...

I switched to Trevor and found him outside the casino, explaining to a bouncer that he "was cheating, not counting cards". lol. I hope Blackjack is one of the table games they'll offer in GTAO...

Curry's the only British food I like. 'Cept for Marmite.

Of course not. I'm not that brain-dead, Qd. You're welcome. bOnEs, I made it clear that the site's still growing and under development. Any potential user that's worthwhile will understand that and come back in the future.

I don't know what that yellow liquid is, but it bothers me.

I shan't slow my roll, sirs. People will join because they're looking for a place to discuss Fallout. As it stands, topics can be created and posts can be made -- I call that functional enough for a fan-run forum. *resumes advertising*

Aye-aye.

I don't know. Qd recommended I start there to attract potential users. I saw no reason to not spam advertise a link there. Look for a used version of the Game Of The Year Edition -- it comes with a disc that allows you to install all of the DLC to your hard drive. You should be able to find it dirt-cheap.

'Cause people will read it here, just like they'll read it on Reddit, IGN, and anywhere else I plaster it.

Fuck me. All three of you are doing a great job in my opinion, but a certain Redditor thinks otherwise:

Cute Blonde: Speech 100, CHR 9

What I meant to type was: Your Elegy is beautiful, Kuz. It has my vote through and through.