The Goon

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  1. It's my birthday. Where my presents at? I demand cake,

    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      fine, here's some cake...


      oh wow, this video has orlando in it!! :o 

  2. I agree. I feel Ramos is probably the hottest character on the show, but her character is lackluster at best. I do kind of feel bad for her in season 4 though.
  3. Season 1 was great Season 2 was less great but still great Season 3 was pretty crappy Season 4 was pretty strong the best characters of the series are mustache guard, Capudo, Red, and the mexican milfs. The rest can go fuck themselves. Also someone is going to have to explain the appeal of crazy eyes. I find her to be unbearable. Overall really great show. I only started watching it because i heard the bitch from That 70's Show got naked in it. It's a shame the girls on the show do really disgusting shit because there would be some great fap material in there.
  4. would be nice to be able to do more shit in Red Dead. it's pretty but there is so much open space in that shit there's literally nothing to do.
  5. RIP Monster Madness



  6. I have never seen many people talk about Dogma. It's a decent one. Gets overlooked. This is the greatest scene in the entire movie. He's done quite a few great films. Chasing Amy was great, J&SB Strike Back was great, and Clerks 2 was just as good as the original. To be completely honest, I never really liked Mallrats, but for whatever reason, I think it could work really well as a show.
  7. I'm not seeing an option to change my signature
  8. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who is makin' the movie... we're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. Then all you motherfucks are next. Love- Jay and Silent Bob.
  9. Looks like the kind of game I'd enjoy watching, but not playing.
  10. The Goon

    Uncharted Series

    i kind of knew Crash being in uncharted 4 seemed a bit suspicious. kinda sucks we're not getting a new game, but just more remastered shit. I'll still get it anyway. fun facts. going by how Crash sounded in skylanders, it looks like Jess Harnell will be reprising his role. He's one of my favorite Voice actors. He was the voice of Wakko on Animaniacs, Captain Hero on Drawn Together, the current voice of Roger Rabbit, and he's in pretty much every pixar movie. i actually met him for the first time last year when I went to a comic convention. It was funny because i was going down an escalator as he was going up the escalator right next to me. Then i met him again later at his booth. There were also other legendary voice actors there like Rob Paulsen, Maurice Lamarche, Tress MacNeille, and Jim Cummings. You wouldn't believe how honored I was just to see these people let alone talk to them.. I may actually have a picture of the autographs I got from Rob Paulsen and Jim Cummings. The amount of iconic characters these talented bastards have played is truly incredible. Ah here it is.
  11. This topic is all about the greatest amazing director known as Kevin Smith and all his great films. He recently directed an episode of The Flash and will be returning to direct another episode for season 3. He is also set to shoot his newest movie "Moose Jaws" which will most likely be shit, and a TV series based on the film "Buckaroo Banzai". Fuck all that shit. Here comes the exciting part. He was originally suppose to make a sequel to his 2nd film "Mallrats" called "Mallbrats". Well guess what? That shit is NOT happening. There will be a sequel to Mallrats but it will be in the form of a TV series. A 10 episode TV series to be exact. I don't know about you faqqots, but my cock is ready for this. The cast of the sequel will be in the TV series. You're getting Jay and Silent Bob Jason Lee the cast of Comicbook Men Shannen Doherty Brian O'Halloran Ralph Garman Bruce Fucking Campbell Fuck your Game of Shit and Walking Shit. Mallrats the TV series motherfuckers.
  12. There really wasn't any big surprises which is disappointing.. not even a Red Dead announcement. Is E3 dead?
  13. Wow that costume for the new Spider-man game looks like complete shit. I honestly thought it was a joke. Surely they are not being serious?

    1. Massacre


      It's really just the white parts. If they were black, I'd have no issue with it.


      Miles Morales still has the best non-symbiote spider suit, though.

    2. The Goon

      The Goon

      Spidey 2099 is the best suit.


      would of like them to go for a more traditional suit. It's just too much.

      Spider-Man Noir is a close 2nd.

  14. That's absolutely ridiculous. It's just cartoons. same as what we got here except they have the freedom to tackle any subject and every genre. the problem is not so much the content. It's the fanbase surrounding it. I blame the weeaboos.
  15. haven't really been keeping up with the news. so is it a new map or is it the same areas as the previous game? would like to see something new. the last 3 fucking Saints Row games have all took place on the same damn map, don't wan't it to be the same case with Red Dead.
  16. may I ask why you are so knowledgeable about their culture? what is the appeal for you?
  17. norm macdonald telling some insanely funny rodney dangerfield stories because why not.



  18. Well I do have a huge crush on Q. Don't tell him though.
  19. I like Kendrick Lamar, but swimming pools is fucking trash. I remember when it came out and they wouldn't stop playing it. I also remember A LOT of Maroon 5 and Fun songs were popular at the time and I couldn't stand it.
  20. It's okay to hit a woman if you catch her farting.

    1. Massacre


      It's okay to hit anyone who has it coming. Even toddlers.

    2. Massacre


      Especially toddlers.

  21. perhaps the greatest song in the history of ever.
  22. Whatever happened to Gunsmith? He was the only one who could get me fully erect.
  23. yeah it's really gay like reading books and having sex.
  24. Here's my small setup. Quality is pretty shitty.
  25. aw man There's nothing i hate more than mech anime. I don't know what it is. Just always hated giant robots, so Gundam is one I stay away from, but you got some good stuff on there. Samurai Champloo is one of my favorites. A lot of people say Bebop is Watanabe's best work, but I say it's Champloo. I've seen 10 episodes of Attack on Titan and it seems pretty good, I enjoy Psycho Pass, and FMA, though I do believe FMA is overrated. It's a good show. Maybe even a really good show, but not an all time great.