The Goon

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  1. Sometimes when I need a good laugh, I'll just go outside and cough on a homeless person. 

  2. I should have known. 


    1. Qdeathstar


      Yea, you should have... but it was still worth it, right?

    2. ViceMan


      Should've know by now Eazy duz it.

  3. yee


    1. GunSmith


      Babe, I *wish* your area was as moist as the Red Sea.

  4. Long live the King of the Kremlings.
  5. Am I the only one here actually excited for this shit? It's a fighting game that has.. Mario Sonic Snake Mega Man Pac Man Cloud Ryu and a shit ton of other characters with more to come. It's dope.
  6. Gunsmith is back? DM me a dick pic you coward. 

  7. Christ on crutches. That's way better than what he originally reminded me of.
  8. If they do Vice City today it would be set in modern day losing it's 80's aesthetic. Unless it's a prequel set in the 70's, I wouldn't want another GTA set there.
  9. Possible front guy could be the villain at some point?
  10. The Goon

    Mad Max

    Max doesn't look like Mel Gibson therefore I'm offended.
  11. I'm taking over. 

    1. ViceMan


      Feel free, we need more bodies to prop the ceiling up anyway.

    2. gtagrl


      Here are the keys. If you hear screaming from the basement, you're imagining things. 

    3. Qdeathstar
  12. I have the fattest penis on my block. 

    1. gtagrl


      Must've been quite a block party. 

    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      sounds like you need to get him some exercise...

  13. When will GunSmith return to me..

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    2. gtagrl


      I miss him very much. :(

    3. Jizzy


      Im pretty sure he was generally the nicest person here. Always had positive things to say about other people. As much as I love the insults and cynicism, it was cool having one guy like that around. Hopefully one day he will return to us.

    4. Qdeathstar


      @Jizzy stop being a proud american. 

  14. Bruce Campbell will be starring as the main character in the new Red Dead game.




    1. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      we'll go ahead and put that on the front page of thanks for the info!

    2. Jizzy
  15. People are dying yet everyone's mad because pewdiepie said the n word. Get a job you fucking petty bums. Can't stand social media sometimes.

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    2. Qdeathstar


      i thought pewdiepie got in trouble for asking some 16 year olds to send him nude pics, or was that someone else?

    3. The Goon

      The Goon

      I was the one who asked for the nudes. 

    4. ViceMan


      Being someone who doesn't use social media and keep up with the latest thrilling "gossip" and also someone who vehemently dislikes those types of screaming, overreacting youtubers I wouldn't know. At this point he probably doesn't even need to ask to have nude pics sent to him.

  16. RIP George Romero. Even though I think The Walking Dead is shit and so are most zombie films, the man pretty much created the genre. He's also made some incredible films.

  17. New Spider-Man film was pretty great. Still a big fan of the first 2 Sam Raimi films but I have to admit this was probably the best movie out of them all. It's not perfect because of some shitty characters and the overall length was too much but a solid movie, and I'd say the second best superhero film of the year just behind Logan.

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    2. The Goon

      The Goon

      Spider-Man dies in the end and is replaced by Miles Morales.

    3. Qdeathstar
    4. Bronson


      It was amazing!!!!! I loved it!

      And I think it's by far the best Spider Man movie. I'm not as high on the Raimi movies like a lot of people. I like 1 and 2 a lot but I don't love them like most people.

  18. man fuck Microsoft. I want Cuphead. 

    1. TreeFitty


      Cuphead looks cool but I think it would lose it's pizzazz real quick.

  19. RIP Adam West.

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    2. CaPn bOnEs

      CaPn bOnEs

      the only batman that danced... you will be missed...

    3. Jizzy


      Who will be the mayor of Quahog now?

    4. Ginginho


       RIP Mayor West - dibs on the Catlauncher...

  20. New Twin Peaks series is fucking incredible. Innovative and very Lynchian. I'm stunned at how incredible and abstract it is. Haven't seen Lynch do anything this abstract since Eraserhead. It's definitely not for the casual viewers but anyone who is a fan will be amazed.

    1. gtagrl


      I was a fan back in the day, just not sure my mind can handle it after this many years away from that confusing storyline. Kyle McLaughlin is a gem though.