Darth Sexy

I felt it was obvious given my references to The Hub and The Master, but just so everyone knows I'm playing Fallout, not Fallout 4. I know no one cares but I have no where else to do commentary so you're stuck with it.

Hmmm. I tagged gambling for a laugh, and it's worked out well so far. Rolling in cash so I have nice weapons and armour, but it won't help me much late game. In fact, if The Master happens to lock his front door I am utterly defeated.

Noooooooo. Fallout save file is corrupted and like an idiot my last back up is from Vault 15. This was a Friday night well spent.

YEAH! FUCK YOU DEATHCLAW! Shame you weren't the one hitting the caravans. How Tycho survived I don't know. He took a lot of damage. *goes back into the shadows as everyone discusses 4*

Just finished Return Of The King. Now to read the appendices!

My Fallout play through is turning into a comedy of errors. Attack raiders. My companions and I die. Attack Deathclaw....my companions and I die. Insult a gangster...I think you know where this is going. I really need to stop dressing like Mad Max and actually wear proper armour. I think I may stop exclusively aiming for the dick. Also starting fights at level 5 is probably not wise. I used to be better at this game.

Assuming you guys are talking about the International Business Times review, it's pretty poor. While the criticism of the dialogue may prove to be fair, it seems like he doesn't like the concept of Fallout. I'm guessing he'd be happier if the map was tiny, had lots of scripted explosions, and non-stop action like a CoD game. Oh, and every action should be a quick time event. He'd probably cry if he tried to play Fallout 2. Also, I wonder what Bethesda will do given they broke the embargo? Also those who haven't read it and don't want early game spoilers should avoid it.

HAHAHA. That's gold. I can only hope someone attended dressed as Fisto.

Fuckn mirelurks are gonna ruin things for me My one positive memory of Fallout 3 is fleeing Mirelurks in terror. Angry jerks. I just wanted to ask them the time.

I'm not crazy about the cartoony colours, but it does seem they've removed the ridiculous green/orange filter they insisted on using in 3 and NV. This is progress.

Weed is turning you into a deity.

I'll shave my chest and look for you on Tinder.

Really? I did all that and never heard from them again. I love New Vegas. Just when you think you know everything about it someone makes you look silly. It's also possible (even probable) that I was so drunk I missed it. I've only played NV through twice, I'm a bad man. I rant and rave about how bad 3 is, yet I've spent hundreds of hours on 1 and 2, and no where near that on my favourite of the series (although NV and 2 alternate between my favourite depending on my mood). Between my interest in drinking, Star Wars, Fallout and Middle-Earth I can't understand why I'm still single.

It successfully launches, but you obviously never find out if they reached their promised land. The assumption is they all died brutally in the vacuum of space.

400 is probably too much, haha. I'd probably become convinced I was a ghoul. I like pretty graphics as much as the next guy, but it isn't a game breaker for me. I play too many old games to care about that.

Yeah it's silly, especially as a lot of mods have better voice acting. Even if they recycle voice actors due to costs or time or whatever, surely they could at least try to change their voice a little between characters. It's just something I've learned to deal with in Bethesda games. I just made the assumption everyone in Skyrim sounded the same due to inbreeding. Also Q, I much prefer to be called a "prancing blouse wearer".

Hahaha, pretty much. I am well above personal attacks, as it's a game...love it or hate it...there are greater evils in this world. But you are correct. If you like 3 you'll love 4. You think I'm a "worthless cunt", that's cool. I won't respond, as vitriol solves nothing.

By 'look' I don't mean graphics or anything, just that it seems to be following Fallout 3's blueprint. I can't respond much more, as to do so would bring massive spoilers. While I have no faith in this game, I have no interest in ruining other peoples experience of it. I'm a jerk, but I won't drag others into my misery. So Bones, I guess I'm setting you a challenge. I think Fallout 3 is bad, and I think 4 will be worse. I know you'll be smashing 4 for weeks, so prove me wrong. Convince me my cynicism is misguided. Please? I can only play 1, 2 and NV for so long.

NMA is famously anti-Fallout 3. Some have very good reasons, others are just lunatics who are personally offended by the change in camera angle and the fact that Bethesda's name is on it. I watched a few of the videos and I do agree with their sentiments, though. The AI, voice acting and animations are pretty bad, but from only a few minutes footage it's hard to claim the game is broken. These may just be the occasional glitch that people are leaping on. I won't say anything else about the videos to avoid spoilers, except that the game is looking like I feared it would. I'll need some serious convincing if I'm going to buy it. Otherwise it's back to California and Nevada for me.

Haha, I'll have to keep working on it. Even though no one can hear me... I've reached The Hub with 97 days until the water runs out...I should not have spent so long pissing around in Shady Sands and Junktown.

Agreed with above. If they want to do online do a separate Fallout Online (that way I don't have to play it, The Old Republic was so boring) as traditional online death matches or whatever wouldn't really suit it. I need to work on my one liners. I shot a guy in the dick, then executed him with an eye shot as he lay on the ground and all I could think of was "....dick".

They're pretty good. Anyway I'm way out of the loop. What's everyone been listening to lately? I've been on a death metal binge.

True, but compared to NV F3 has far less mods, and is a lot harder to get stable, especially with bigger mods. Bones: Think it's called redbubble? Basically you choose a shirt/hoodie or whatever, and they have thousands of designs by independent artists. Not sure how they avoid copyright infringement... Anyway, I'm on my way to Junktown. I already have a leather jacket so Dogmeat should be easy to recruit. I've been very careful, and Ian hasn't managed to block me into a corner again, so his genitals remain intact. Edit: Just to throw the cat among the pigeons...Badthesda Presents: Failout 4. I'm so witty.

Hahahaha yeah that's pretty standard. I'm the only person I know who can get 3 working. Which is a shame as I played 20 hours and will likely never touch that shitty game ever again. And yeah there aren't many mods for 3, and it really doesn't like having more than about 5 mods at a time, anyway. NV is a lot more stable and has a heap of mods so it should work for you. https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=149946772 Might be able to help you if you're willing to put in the time. In other news I received the greatest birthday present ever. It's a black shirt with the White Glove Society logo on it.

Sorry man, I was so busy complaining about Fallout 3 that I forgot this topic. Another good Aussie band to check out is Alchemist. They blew Meshuggah off the stage when I saw them. Although that's not hard when they played for 50 minutes and every song sounded exactly the same...