Darth Sexy

Luckily I'm low gluten, not gluten free so I manage. I'm not much of a baker, but gluten free self-raising flour sucks as it is not the real thing. Best I've found is to use almond meal instead. Makes the cake very heavy, though. Like cutting through cheese, rather than a cake. Almost all gluten free products I've store bought fucking suck. It's like eating cardboard. I'm lucky I found a cafe near me which bakes decent gluten free bread, but that doesn't help a Canadian. Unless you're really curious about Ivanhoe...I guess there's a first time for everything but no one is curious about Ivanhoe. The short version of this is to ignore your gluten free friends requests. They're better going hungry. Or you could look online, as I'm sure someone more competent than me can put you onto some decent gluten free recipes. Edit: Also, please don't make hockey references. The Sharks are topping off a decade of frustration in perfect style.

I haven't had too many issues with the diet I'm forced to follow, but this topic makes me want to die. So many wonderful things I can never eat. If anyone needs advice on fructose free, low gluten bullshit I'm your man.

If I'd spent as much time doing something productive, instead of sinking hundreds (if not thousands) of hours into KoToR and KoToR II I may have made something of my life. On the otherhand I'm pretty happy being seen as a failure. I'm fucking Revan. No one could reach those heights.

Only thing stopping me sending you my address is what I fear you'd do with it. My dogs are very sensitive, and seeing your impression of goatse may ruin them. I'll happily send nudes, though. You into pale, skinny guys? I have chest hair, if it helps.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. They look like clowns. Fuck man, I'm serious. Ship them to Australia and I'll do a proper job. I've detailed much smaller figures. I must apologise. I know how much you guys cared about my Fallout commentary (If I say it enough it might become true) but I've been distracted by my annual KoToR play through. I could provide updates on that, if anyone is interested. I've accepted the Ebon Hawk will remain infested by Gizka, as I don't have the heart to poison them. Nothing like discussing war crimes with Canderous while a cute lizard thing hops about.

yeah,but I'm not much of a painter....these aren't done.. but.... meh.image.jpg Send them to me and I'll give them a decent paint job. Doubt I'll return them, but they'll look nice.

I missed this topic. He was a good guy. R.I.P.

I'm guessing it's because Bethesda introduced Mirelurks and Obsidian thought they were cool and adapted them. Or maybe they come from Big Empty? That's how they explained most of the creatures in NV. Either way I liked Mirelurks so I'm not too bothered. It'd been 200 years and Vegas didn't get hit all that hard. California was pummeled but in 1 and 2 only certain areas are radioactive, and that was much sooner after the bombs dropped.* *I'm using Fallout radiation logic, not real world as I have no idea about that sort of thing.

I find it best after a drunken session to post commentary here so I can come back in the morning and figure out why I'm in such a ridiculous situation.

You really won't like me, then. That said rating a game 7th and only criticising it is weird.

I can recommend quite a few anti-nausea tablets. I used to live on them, so I know my shit.

Really? I've always played Bethesda/Obsidian Fallout in first person. It did kinda suck in 3 as there were no iron sights but a mod fixes that. Only time I switched to third person was to admire how pretty I was. I will confess in GTAO I always played first person, and I still do when fucking around. But these days I play third person as I'm a lot better at it. I blame Mass Effect.

Is there a 50 foot magnifying glass close by to a popsicle stick skyscraper?

http://kotaku.com/how-one-man-beat-fallout-3-without-ever-healing-1747124957 And you guys think you like Fallout 3...it doesn't sound very fun playing that way.

Wow, I was drunk and angry last night. My apologies, ViceMan.

i'm guessing you're just shit. That was rude, I've never played the game. I'm sorry. With that said Badthesda seems to think difficulty should be dictated by HP. So the higher the difficulty the more bullets they take to kill. They don't behave differently, they just absorb bullets better. So I'd suggest you're having issues due to the difficulty level. Or because it's a shit game. Your choice.

Time for an update! Made it to Necropolis. A ghoul growled at me so I shot them all. No one seemed to mind. Then I insulted Set, and had to kill all his buddies. As it stands I have done more damage than the Mutants have. Time for a reload. Bennett (Commando is a great movie) doesn't do that shit. Now my yet to be named stupid female...yeah she's gonna kick them all in the dick until they die. If I start being sensible I should have the water chip next time I play. Then the real fun begins. Managed to keep my companions alive, but if Ian shoots me one more fucking time...

Those are all a bit too happy for me. I'm thinking I'll buy an airbrush as hand painting large areas is a real pain. I can only see this ending well. "Airbrush detonation wipes out Melbourne"

Those are the best Fallout moments.

I'm keeping an eye on this one. Had a lot of fun in 2 but never finished it as the missions/story failed to make me care. If 3 is just 2 with next-gen (shouldn't it be current-gen at this point?) graphics I'm not sure I'll bother.* That said, so few new games appeal to me I'll probably end up getting it. I can only live in the past so much. *I say all this without having watched the gameplay footage. Will have a look.

I felt it was obvious given my references to The Hub and The Master, but just so everyone knows I'm playing Fallout, not Fallout 4. I know no one cares but I have no where else to do commentary so you're stuck with it. I noticed, get on Fallout 2 next and bring back the Frank Horrigan nightmares. That's what I plan to play next. Haven't got a heap of time so it's gonna be a while. I remember that battle being a real pain. Although I do have a happy little gif of him being shot in half.

This is a perfect chance to show off my Star Wars models. I shall bombard you with pictures when I'm sober. Although I fear it can't compare to calligraphy. Too clever for me.

I'll be there at 7:45. I like to prepare.

Based on his two posts I suspect you'll struggle. He makes my drunk posts look like works of art. That was probably too mean. Anyway, onto The Silmarillion! Ladies, form an orderly queue. There's enough Middle-earth knowledge in me for everyone!

I disagree with your opinion of 2, but I do agree that no one would buy 4 if it was the same as 2 (Wasteland 2 didn't do so well). For the record I love New Vegas, so the new perspective doesn't worry me. 4 just doesn't seem like a game I'd like, so I'm playing a game I do like. Seems logical, to me at least. Not sure why I'm a "hater" (I hate that word...yeah irony) as I've purposely not commented on 4 as I know you all like it and I see no reason to try to turn this topic into an NMA style shit slinging match. I am very cool, though. I'm glad you noticed.