Darth Sexy

That dialogue is....so bad. Anyway, apparently there's a mod which makes all Deathclaws look like the Macho Man. I am now tempted to buy this game.

Fructose is not glucose. While I agree that the less sugar in your diet the better, this isn't my issue. I could eat a bag of sugar and be fine. Well, relatively. If I eat broccoli, I spend the next 24 hours shitting and vomiting. Fructose (and all the other crazy things in natural foods which make me sick) is found in many common fruits and vegetables. Makes eating healthily a monotonous chore. I am so sick of carrots, green beans and potatoes. I must confess I didn't watch the video, so my post is about my health issues rather than a debate about the safety of sugar.

I prefer Pickman's blade, but I use a unique ripper anyway.Who was your favourite companion in KOTOR Sexy? Mine has to be Trask Ulgo, that guy... He's hilarious. The second game, not as good as the first, a shame it was so unfinished. Not Obsidian's greatest game - hey look I brought the conversation back to Fallout. Hahahahaha Trask! Poor fucker. I just let him die. KoToR II is better than KoToR (and I love that game) if you have the restored content mod. It essentially restores most cut content so the game makes sense...and has an ending (while not as severe, I use a bunch of mods on NV to make it work properly, too). HK-47 dealing with the HK-50 factory is fucking hilarious. I like it more as Obsidian write really well, so II is quite existential and very dark. I like the darkness. Obsidian need to negotiate contracts better, so they can actually finish a game. NV and KoToR II were both rushed, and it shows. As for favourite companion....HK and Canderous are untouchable. As much as I dislike Bethesda Fallout games, I'll give credit where it's due. In 4, Power Armour looks like it's supposed to. In 3 and NV it was a tin can compared to the robot suit from 1 and 2. So good job!

I should really get back to Fallout. Unfortunately KoToR II sucked me in. I'm sure you'll all believe me when I say I'll make The Master my bitch, which will lead to his suicide. Or I may just nuke the place. So many decisions. Or I could just start my stupid character. I won't be able to do missions but I'm sure you'll all enjoy my drooling, retarded woman kicking everything in the dick. To attempt to feel included, I watched my friend playing some Fallout 4....yeah, not for me.

They use bugs in the game and quicksave/load glitches to rush through it. Didn't bother watching the video, just thought it was worth a laugh. Takes me about 40 hours just to reach The Strip, so I don't think speed runs are for me.

Apparently 3 and NV have now been beaten under 15 minutes. We all like to claim we're Fallout fans, but this takes it to another level. I can't believe it's a fun way to play.

Again, the internet is your friend. Some good recipes out there, I'm just too much of a spastic to follow them. You just need to accept that gluten free baking will never taste as good as gluten baking...I'm guessing there's coke in gluten. I'm usually fine with hockey references but come on...4-1 loss to the Jets...at home...and they call this an improvement on last season? Delusional. 25th anniversary jersey is cool, at least. And don't be. It's a suburb which is entirely unremarkable save the gluten free bakery. You'd be better served going to Croydon. You'll get a good experience of the Australian wildlife we call citizens...and potentially raped and assaulted in other ways...fuck, I'm a snob. I'm also right.

Luckily I'm low gluten, not gluten free so I manage. I'm not much of a baker, but gluten free self-raising flour sucks as it is not the real thing. Best I've found is to use almond meal instead. Makes the cake very heavy, though. Like cutting through cheese, rather than a cake. Almost all gluten free products I've store bought fucking suck. It's like eating cardboard. I'm lucky I found a cafe near me which bakes decent gluten free bread, but that doesn't help a Canadian. Unless you're really curious about Ivanhoe...I guess there's a first time for everything but no one is curious about Ivanhoe. The short version of this is to ignore your gluten free friends requests. They're better going hungry. Or you could look online, as I'm sure someone more competent than me can put you onto some decent gluten free recipes. Edit: Also, please don't make hockey references. The Sharks are topping off a decade of frustration in perfect style.

I haven't had too many issues with the diet I'm forced to follow, but this topic makes me want to die. So many wonderful things I can never eat. If anyone needs advice on fructose free, low gluten bullshit I'm your man.

If I'd spent as much time doing something productive, instead of sinking hundreds (if not thousands) of hours into KoToR and KoToR II I may have made something of my life. On the otherhand I'm pretty happy being seen as a failure. I'm fucking Revan. No one could reach those heights.

Only thing stopping me sending you my address is what I fear you'd do with it. My dogs are very sensitive, and seeing your impression of goatse may ruin them. I'll happily send nudes, though. You into pale, skinny guys? I have chest hair, if it helps.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. They look like clowns. Fuck man, I'm serious. Ship them to Australia and I'll do a proper job. I've detailed much smaller figures. I must apologise. I know how much you guys cared about my Fallout commentary (If I say it enough it might become true) but I've been distracted by my annual KoToR play through. I could provide updates on that, if anyone is interested. I've accepted the Ebon Hawk will remain infested by Gizka, as I don't have the heart to poison them. Nothing like discussing war crimes with Canderous while a cute lizard thing hops about.

yeah,but I'm not much of a painter....these aren't done.. but.... meh.image.jpg Send them to me and I'll give them a decent paint job. Doubt I'll return them, but they'll look nice.

I missed this topic. He was a good guy. R.I.P.

I'm guessing it's because Bethesda introduced Mirelurks and Obsidian thought they were cool and adapted them. Or maybe they come from Big Empty? That's how they explained most of the creatures in NV. Either way I liked Mirelurks so I'm not too bothered. It'd been 200 years and Vegas didn't get hit all that hard. California was pummeled but in 1 and 2 only certain areas are radioactive, and that was much sooner after the bombs dropped.* *I'm using Fallout radiation logic, not real world as I have no idea about that sort of thing.

I find it best after a drunken session to post commentary here so I can come back in the morning and figure out why I'm in such a ridiculous situation.

You really won't like me, then. That said rating a game 7th and only criticising it is weird.

I can recommend quite a few anti-nausea tablets. I used to live on them, so I know my shit.

Really? I've always played Bethesda/Obsidian Fallout in first person. It did kinda suck in 3 as there were no iron sights but a mod fixes that. Only time I switched to third person was to admire how pretty I was. I will confess in GTAO I always played first person, and I still do when fucking around. But these days I play third person as I'm a lot better at it. I blame Mass Effect.

Is there a 50 foot magnifying glass close by to a popsicle stick skyscraper?

http://kotaku.com/how-one-man-beat-fallout-3-without-ever-healing-1747124957 And you guys think you like Fallout 3...it doesn't sound very fun playing that way.

Wow, I was drunk and angry last night. My apologies, ViceMan.

i'm guessing you're just shit. That was rude, I've never played the game. I'm sorry. With that said Badthesda seems to think difficulty should be dictated by HP. So the higher the difficulty the more bullets they take to kill. They don't behave differently, they just absorb bullets better. So I'd suggest you're having issues due to the difficulty level. Or because it's a shit game. Your choice.

Time for an update! Made it to Necropolis. A ghoul growled at me so I shot them all. No one seemed to mind. Then I insulted Set, and had to kill all his buddies. As it stands I have done more damage than the Mutants have. Time for a reload. Bennett (Commando is a great movie) doesn't do that shit. Now my yet to be named stupid female...yeah she's gonna kick them all in the dick until they die. If I start being sensible I should have the water chip next time I play. Then the real fun begins. Managed to keep my companions alive, but if Ian shoots me one more fucking time...

Those are all a bit too happy for me. I'm thinking I'll buy an airbrush as hand painting large areas is a real pain. I can only see this ending well. "Airbrush detonation wipes out Melbourne"