Handsome B Wonderful

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  1. Poo Thankfully, I didn't watch the final. I had better things to do, like sleep.
  2. So. with the arrival of my Brooklyn Nets jacket, it appears I'm a fan of them now, on top of the Bulls. No one can accuse me of jumping on the bandwagon, because everyone knows they'll be shit for a while. I wish that was a smaller file size so I could use it as a sig EDIT: Fucking LOL at Anthony Davis, the #1 draft pick. Since when have massive unibrows been in fashion???
  3. I've given Bruce red latex pants for that authentic 'Number Of The Beast' look. I'll upload pics of my Prince character soon.
  4. So, either Spain, Germany, or Italy to get yet another major trophy. Proof there is no god.
  5. I just heard about this today. It's a Russian post-apocalyptic RPG that looks a lot like Fallout. It's based around what the world would have been like if the Cuban missile crisis got out of hand. I don't know when it's coming out, but I'm interested. There's only a teaser trailer and some pics on the official website so far. http://www.nuclearunion.com/
  6. Chris Bosh's champagne bath is the most awesomely gay thing I've ever seen http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=VOiSAYKfgd8 XD Anyway, hopefully the Bulls don't choke next season.
  7. Hmm, who would have thought 8 months ago that I'd be playing this more than Skyrim now? I finally played some co-op today. It's pretty cool. I've also been dicking about with the character creator. Here's my Bruce Dickinson model. Sorry I couldn't get a better angle. There are some pretty decent characters on the saint's row website (I uploaded Bruce there). I quite enjoy blowing shit up as Stanley Ipkiss. Also, apparently the planned expansion for SR3 has been cancelled, and will make up a large portion of SR4 (due next year?!?) instead http://www.1up.com/n...on-cancellation
  8. My predictions for the Quarter-finals Portugal to beat Czech Rep 2-1 Germany to beat Greece 2-0 Spain to beat France 2-0 England to beat Italy 1-0 in extra time Who i want to win in the next stage Portugal, Germany, France, and England. Fucking Spain can fuck off. The racist-chanting, Christopher Skase-hiding, hot woman-having bastards.
  9. Silly UEFA rules. If this was the world cup, Russia would have gone through, not Greece. I wish I'd been made aware of the different system before I put $10 on Russia to make the knockout stage.
  10. ^Did you lose the second game as well? Here's hoping Ireland can cause an upset and beat Fucking Spain.
  11. You guys are getting this show overseas??? That's cool. It's like an Australian sopranos. My only problem with the show is there is too much sex and boobs filler. Might make me sound gay but If i wanted to wank I'd watch hardcore porn. The 1st season was great, the 2nd season was full of waaaay too much Matthew Newton arse scenes, and the 3rd season was decent. I didn't see much of Underbelly Razor (the 4th season), but it was set in the 20's, I think. There were also a couple of movie length Underbellys, but they weren't very good, imo. True Story: The 1st season wasn't aired in Victoria (where the 1st season's events occured) because there were ongoing court cases involving the characters on the show. Also, if you're interested in Australian crime drama, check out 'Animal Kingdom' and 'Snowtown', two really good movies released in the last couple of years. Yeah, he hasn't been here since January. He added me when I sent him a friend request on xbox live the other day, so he's still around. Like D-O said, there is a bit too much sex in the show. I think they took on HBO's mantra "Sex scenes every 10 minutes = more in depth and intellectual". Once you get past that, it's a pretty decent show, especially compared to 95% of Australian "drama".. It's not going to change your life, though.
  12. I don't get why everyone wants music they listen to all the time in a GTA game. I love the previous GTA soundtracks for the fact that they were full of a lot of songs I hadn't heard before.
  13. Ok, I've decided to finish the last 15 missions. This game is better than I remember. I still prefer SR2, but maybe I was a bit harsh on this.
  14. Being a Quantic Dream game, I'm sure they'll find a way to put some boobs in the game. I didn't mind both Fahrenheit and Heavy Rain, so I should like this. As long as there is a bit of variation this time. Opening fridge doors with a Hadouken button press gets old after a while.
  15. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!! New Nile motherfuckers! It has a Black Seeds Of Vengeance feel. Awesome
  16. Wow! I'm as excited about this as I am about GTA V. Finally, my life-long dream of an open-world Chicago in a game has been realized. The graphics look pretty good, too. Hopefully GTA V will look this good. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmwyW-Q960M&feature=relmfu The gameplay is pretty different looking. To me, it looks like a cross between Deus Ex, GTA, and AC. Dat Baton! Oh, and the ability to control traffic lights? Sign me up!
  17. This game is looking so freaking sweet! That naval battle alone is worth the price of admission.
  18. From what I've seen of the E3 footage, my hopes for this game have taken a giant leap. Warning: NSFW DAT TIGER
  19. I just finished ME3 last week. I thought the game was alright. I was more into the ME series because of the thrill of space exploration, not because I wanted to play a generic third-person shooter. And the shooting was pretty generic, as it's always been in ME. although 2 and 3 are far superior to 1 in that respect. The exploration and side questing parts of the game were poor. What happened to randomly stumbling upon some space pirates or a thresher maw? There wasn't even any mineral scanning ffs. And every time the Normandy was chased by a reaper, I heard the Benny Hill music playing in my head. Also, what was the deal with all the fetch quests? You didn't even have to speak to anyone, you just walked past them, and then came back later with the item. "yo dawg, I heard you like Prothean data discs, so I traveled to Hades Nexus and scanned several planets whilst getting chased by reapers to get you one, even though you've never met me before". Mass Effect was awesome in that respect, and every game since has been a step down. The weapon/armor upgrade system was pretty nifty, and I dare say it was my favourite part of the game. Also, the power upgrade tree system wasn't too bad. ME1's weapon system was a nightmare to manage, whilst 2 was the polar opposite, as there was nothing to manage. I think 3 got this part right. Which leads me back to the story, which is really the most important thing about the Mass Effect series. For me, most of the story was a bit of a let down, and the ending was full of plot holes, to the point that I find the Indoctrination theory is the only sensible conclusion to what was offered. I'l discuss that below. Spoilers ahoy! The ending, and why I believe in the Indoctrination theory
  20. I didn't mind SR3 when I first played it, but it's just so lame compared to SR2. My biggest gripe was the lack of customization. You'd have thought the customization options would have been expanded, not reduced. And the forced playing of side missions to advance the story was shit. Oh, and the music was poor. The Adult Swim station was a massive let down. The cars still handled like shit. And you couldn't go 10 fucking meters without someone shooting at you. Basically the whole game was a giant piss-take. "oh, we know what you liked about SR2, so here's a purple dildo, some tits and some 'splosions. What, you wanted more clothes and a decent story? What are you, gay?" I didn't even bother to finish the game. It's just sitting there, in my pile of games waiting to be sold. Saints Row 2, however, is still pretty good, and I plan on playing it again sometime soon. btw, I can't believe they resorted to having Penthouse Pet skins DLC. Even if I was the one sad git on the planet who would get off on perving at a porn star in a game, they could have at least made them look vaguely similar to their real self.
  21. Info on Dawnguard, according to the latest Game Informer (via Reddit). I'll do my best to interpret the text in the images Two factions, like Massacre said (The Vampire Harkon, and the Dawnguard, Vampire hunters, obviously) Two new homes, one for each faction (Castle Volkihar for Vampires, Fort Dawnguard for the ... Dawnguard) Each home comes with its own benefits. Fort Dawnguard comes with new weapons and armour, including crossbows. The Castle includes bonuses to vampire powers, and comes with blood potions New Vampire powers. Vampiric grip suspends enemies in the air so you can drain their health (meh). Other powers include hovering above the ground (!) and turning into a swarm of bats (!!!!!!!!) Werewolves get their own perk tree. Perks include "animal Vigor", "Savage Feeding", and "Totem Of The Moon", which lets you summon ally werewolves with a howl(!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!). New dragons. Legendary Dragons will be even more powerful than ancient-class dragons, apparently New Enemies. Gargoyles, Death Hounds, and armored Trolls Crossbows will have a quicker shot, and will remain loaded while running, but will take longer to reload (Bones guessed correctly). Archery perks will apply to crossbows. You can now change your apperance. A person in the ratway will offer you the chance to change your facial features. Race and gender can't be changed. Dawnguard is not meant for low-level characters New shouts. Soul Tear allows you to steal the soul of a defeated foe, and then raise him as an undead minion No word on when PS3 and PC will be getting Dawnguard. Better be soon. My main query is why the hell is that Dragon diving into the ice? Is it scripted, or is that a tactic dragons will now employ? Discuss
  22. *jizzes pants* Those man-bat gargoyle things are the shit!
  23. Fucking Thunder. They are one of the few sporting teams in the world I detest, mostly because I loved the Sonics, and also because their fans look like a bunch of yokels who have never seen a game of basketball."haw haw, that there nigga just put the ball through the hoop. What's this game called again, Mary-Anne? BASEKETBALL?? Well I'll be damned! Hopefully the Spurs wipe their backsides with them.
  24. Apparently Fergie is whining about Man City buying the title. That's the pot calling the kettle black and enslaving it for 400 years.