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Had a weird one recently. Actually, had two weird ones, but I'm only going to bother typing one out. I was in a McDonald's during a nice summer afternoon/twilight (it was in between the two), but it wasn't a stand-alone McDonald's, it was part of a building that was several stories high. The dining area was set up mostly conventionally, but there was a balcony area jutting out behind elegant French-style doors, which had some tables and chairs under parasols. So, I ordered something called "Apple Bacon" (probably my brain bastardizing "Applewood Bacon") and some other items. I sat down, enjoyed my meal and was getting ready to clean up when I heard these faint little *pop*...*pop*...*pop*s somewhere. I realized it must have come from outside, so I went through the French doors, onto the balcony. I waited, then heard it again, and realized it was gunfire. I tried to look for the shooter, but couldn't see him. I stood there like a moron and then heard a bullet hit the concrete wall behind me. So I turned on my heels, ran back inside the Mickey D's and ducked. Some guy wanted to go out to try and find him, but I warned him not to. Somehow, he resisted my compelling and persuasive voice and went out anyway. I heard the *pop* again, and he ran inside as well. I figured, for whatever reason, that I would be able to find him for sure this time, so I crawled back out, scanned the buildings across the road, and finally saw him. It was an old man, with long white hair, and he was pacing back and forth across his rooftop (I'm pretty sure he was yelling, too, but I couldn't hear it if he was). He noticed me and aimed at me, so I ran back in once more. Everyone was panicking, so I called 911. For some reason, the operator knew my location exactly (all I had to tell her was McDonald's) and told me that officers would be there soon. So I hung up. I didn't hear any more gunshots after the call. So we all waited, but no police showed up. After that, I woke up.
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You'd be surprised at the vast number of Chinese there are on XBox. Of course no Japanese owns an XBox. They all have PS5s and XBox 1080s.
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Also, it has 15 Facebook likes already! Great job, again.
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You did a great job on this site. But, we've got a topic specially made to advertise your sites here. EDIT: Thanks to whoever Massacre, who moved that^^ here.
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I can't understand why people (kids, especially) treat their shoes like gold. I don't see the purpose of caring for something that: 1: People will rarely see. 2: As Fitty said, are shoes. They remain on your feet. Constantly. They will be damaged and defiled over time.
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Regarding what Con said about the console ban, I had no idea that that was the case. I have so many Chinese friends on XBL, it's not even funny.
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IDK about that, jobo. He has a lot of guilt for leaving his mother and friends behind in Harlem North Holland. So there's that.
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I remember I once used the Flying Car cheat on SA and flew from LS's docks to the town at the other end of the Gant Bridge and it gave me ~24,900 feet. That's a diagonal, so... Did I helped?
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Hey, who left a small, portable propane grill under this rug? ...Weird.
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What? Like, Terminator-style?
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CRY SOME MORE FAGET
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Oh, yeah. I forgot about that.
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God, I hope not. If the PS4 releases sooner than we think, then the Xbox 720 does too. And those events translate to GTA V being a next-gen title. That's okay, though. Since it'll be released in the next gen's potential infancy, I doubt it'll be a next-gen exclusive.
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GTA 5 Release Date
GunSmith replied to StIcKy IcKy 220's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
^What is a Congress?^ Ah, well. This delay can only mean that we'll get more stunning trailers to drool over. -
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Ah. Well, I may have to try this.
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What vehicles would you like to see?
GunSmith replied to BuickBoy's topic in GTA 5 Pre-Release Discussion (Closed)
I don't think it is. I think it's just two cop cars very close to each other, with one appearing to form the Buffalo's signature rear window. However, that's not to say we're not going to see a Police Buffalo in V. -
Can you buy things on locked islands?
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Hm. According to that map, my county is pro-Ravens. Imbeciles.
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I want this song to feature. It'd be nice to hear as you fire an LMG out the rear doors of an armored car as Michael, weave in and out of Downtown LS traffic as Franklin, or provide air support in a Buzzard as Trevor, while escaping independent security agencies and LSPD for the massive heist you just pulled. Fuckin' A.
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...That's your YouTube account, isn't it? You did a great job. I had no idea that this was even possible.
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I'd love to tinker with my XBox, but I've been afraid of damaging it beyond repair.
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SORRY FAGIT I DONT SPEAK honky A big part of GTA games, for me, is the music. Can't wait to hear V's.
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Back in early 2008, (just after IV was released, actually) the bastard RRoD'd and I sent it in for repairs. I believe they pulled a switcheroo and put an older chipset in my XBox's shell. My MFR date says early 2008. It could be that they only started to use Jaspers later on in 2008, a few months after I bought mine? I dunno. Did they develop a new chipset when they released the XBox 360S? If they did, I think I'll just buy one of those. Con, you're invited to the funeral of my old one.
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Sorry, my inner Hemingway took over.
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