Googlefluff

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  1. I'm not wearing underwear 'cause I dribbled.

  2. Starting to wish my car had air conditioning...

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    2. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      I wish my horse's leg would heal.

    3. Graffitigirl

      Graffitigirl

      I wish I wasn't wheelchair bound.

    4. Brian

      Brian

      I wish my future Ferrari would show up now.

  3. Just got my driver's license! Drove home from the DMV and everything.

  4. I was on a nice quiet camping trip when suddenly, many millions of dayglo-wearing douchebags decsended from the forest, set up a stage, and played shitty music until 6AM. Fuck me.

  5. Ah crap. Now I have even more ice cream on my sfirt. I really need to buy more spoons.

  6. Never eat ice cream with a spoon with holes in it.

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    2. Googlefluff

      Googlefluff

      I didn't think it would melt as fast as it did.

    3. GunSmith

      GunSmith

      Sure it's odd, but I prefer to eat ice cream with a fork.

    4. ViceMan

      ViceMan

      I eat it out of a colander using an egg whisk.