Massacre

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  1. Okay. I care about AC: Unity, now.
  2. No, we're not doing this again. Fuck the chat.
  3. Fun fact: I co-wrote a tentacle hentai movie with the oldest one three years ago.
  4. That's not a good way to look at it, and you certainly don't want it taxed or put dealers out of business (not that legalization would). If weed is legalized and taxed, the government will make it just as addictive and poisonous as cigarettes.
  5. So this is the disturbance I felt. Less significant than implied.
  6. I am enjoying this game. You get used to the horrid car handling after a while. My only issue is that it was implied I'd be able to play the game in whatever style I wanted, but was immediately forced into shootouts, car chases, explosions, and tons of other high profile shit that obliterated any stealth options.
  7. The gameplay is the same, too. All they did was combine eagle vision with AC: Brotherhood's minion system, and add teleportation. Everything else is the same. I wouldn't care if the game were made by Ubisoft. Every AC game is a reskin of the one before it. But this is made by a studio that, to my knowledge, has never had any ties to Ubisoft. It's plagiarism, and I'll be shocked if no one sues over it.
  8. It's just Assassin's Creed with a pretty coat of paint. Watch a demo. The animations are identical to AC, as I said in the PS4 topic.
  9. How are you not aware that tunnel vision is extremely common? And why the fuck is everyone capitalizing it?
  10. Welcome back, fucker. There are very few veteran members left. Most took off after IV, then several thousand noobs rolled in for V. You picked a great time to make your return. Things are horrible.
  11. Make an emblem that just says "STRAYA CUNT" It'll capture the spirit of Australia perfectly.
  12. Another piece of advice. When you're high for the first time, really high, you'll think you're more fucked up than you really are. Your balance is fine, your speaking is fine, and it'll stay that way as long as you aren't actively convincing yourself otherwise. Stay composed. Speaking will be the worst, if you're proper fucked up. If you don't have your shit under control, you won't be sure whether the thing you said seconds ago was out loud, or in your head. You'll probably be fine if the tunnel vision doesn't sink in too much, though. Tunnel vision probably fucks with you more than any other part of being high. The other shit wears off once you've been smoking for a while. Tunnel vision, not so much. I was still getting it pretty bad, after nearly a decade of smoking. If you're lucky, you won't get it too badly.
  13. Cops don't do anything to people who are high in public as long as they aren't holding and aren't causing problems. They won't arrest you, they won't do a thing. Especially in Florida. Florida sucks and there's nothing to do but be high, and the cops know this. Besides that, if you're around cops, you're somewhere you shouldn't be, and if those cops can tell that you're high, you can't handle your shit.
  14. Dup's Futo arrived on the scene in my GTAO game as I contemplating my vote.
  15. That is the most not-completely-hideous Prairie I've ever seen.
  16. He changes the emblem a lot. I'm enjoying the "55" emblem while I can. Haven't had a plain white logo to put on my t-shirt since Dup changed the Gene emblem.
  17. Spend that much money on aesthetics, you just can't afford an engine. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wish I could get this glitch to work permanently.
  18. Hawaii would never work. It'd be the webcomic all over again.
  19. Well, it's worked for... hm, let's see... the entire Assassin's Creed franchise. Couldn't hurt. On an unrelated note, this is very clearly set in the same universe as Assassin's Creed. Who wants to wager a guess on when we'll see an outright crossover?
  20. Did you try hacking cameras or using your phone's profiler app to scan people and find him, or did you just run around and hope a marker popped up?
  21. When I quit smoking weed and my pothead friends asked about it, I told them I upgraded to heroin. There were no further questions or weed discussions.