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High Life Update for GTAO this month. Who wants to guess that it's on this game's release date?

Making my character look like a Juggalo brings me instant and extensive laughter.

It's a shame that argonians are the ones who use hyphenated names, rather than khajiit. Pounces-on-Ass would be your character's new name.

DO IT. Go be a badass khajiit thief who bends bandits over alchemy tables and sodomizes them.

The cheese atronach does the most, yeah. It's melee, and hits hard. The melon atronach uses lightning magic (and the occasional swing of its mighty melon arm), and the sweetroll atronach uses fire magic. I assume so it can bake replacement parts for itself. Also, with a high conjuration skill, you can summon two things at once, so a mighty fondue attack is a possibility.

The melon atronach is surprisingly competent in combat. It's very impressive. There is also a cheese atronach, and a sweetroll atronach.

BEHOLD.

I was unable to view this topic at any point in the last 24 hours, and I have no idea why. I have nothing on-topic to contribute.

Ren & Stimpy is the first thing I thought of when I watched it.

Would be safer to get the whole thing redone, but it's better (and cheaper) to only fix the bumper, then wait and see what happens with the rest. It might never happen elsewhere. Get a second opinion, though. I've never seen webbing that looked that bad. It could be something more severe that I've never seen before. Never run that thing through an automated car wash, by the way. If they use nylon brushes, it can ultimately cause the same problem on a much larger area. Can I get a zoomed-out pic? Might be the heavy zoom that's making the lines look thicker.

Paint webbing. Your clear coat is worn.

How long is "too long?"

Avalanche Studios is in Stockholm, Sweden. Initially. Sweden supplied Germany with steel and machine parts during WWII, but began rescuing Jews in 1943. Ultimately, Sweden proved to be against Hitler's cause, though they only did as much as they could get away with without risking German occupation. They're pussies, certainly, but they don't seem to be Hitler sympathizers. Also, since guests can't see the Rants & Raves section, this part of the conversation is going to seem random, to anyone who can't see the Religion topic.

If this argument dies, I'm going to have to argue about religion or politics or some shit. I fucking hate doing that.

HOW THE FUCK ARE WE SUPPOSED TO KEEP ARGUING IF YOU JUST SAY "MEH?"

It looks a lot better than the old one. They really improved the skyline by knocking the twin eyesores down.

That wiki has failed to note that this is a completely different game. The other game was a tie-in for the scrapped animated movie, and that game was scrapped alongside it. Furthermore, it implies that Avalanche picked up a work in progress, which is not the case. http://www.joystiq.c...-games-tend-to/

Actually, as it turns out, this was never meant to be a tie-in for the movie. Fury Road was first conceived in 2003, and was shelved. In 2009, a 3D animated Mad Max movie was planned, It would use pieces or Fury Road's plot, and there would be a tie-in game. The game (which Avalanche was never involved in) and movie were both scrapped, and Fury Road was supposedly in pre-production that same year. The current game was never intended to be a tie-in for a movie, which Avalanche made clear two months after its announcement.The movie and game are both releasing next year because Fury Road initially started filming 18 months late, and has since been through constant delays, including doing re-shoots for over a year.

Is he even meant to be a villain? I never really saw him as one. Guy seems pretty cool, to me.

Via Rockstar Newswire: "The High Life Pack will place an air hockey table on the hood of a random car in your garage, rendering that car unusable. We have no idea why we did this, but it seemed like a good idea at the time."

Well, the one I tried went like this... "Fuck, that's a big ship." "Oh shit, mortars." "Oh shit, 9001 broadside cannons." "I'd better stay behind it." *Whittles health away with chase cannons that haven't been upgraded* [30 minutes later] *Enemy at 5% health* "Got you now, fucker." *Enemy suddenly lurches forward and does a fucking powerslide, firing all 9001 cannons and destroying my ship almost instantly* Expect a lot of that.

A place like Saint Louis is not allowed to call Chicago a shithole. And your arch is stupid.

There wasn't anything higher than a frigate. I was lucky to get more than 50 of anything but vendor trash (rum and sugar). Didn't see my first Man o' War until I was almost done. Also, fuck those legendary ships.

Someone should get the monkey modders organized and do a Planet of the Apes deathmatch.

It's a real shame, because the rest of the game is pretty fun. Typical Assassin good times, then there's this long, boring grind when you need to upgrade your ship. Attack hundreds and hundreds of ships, without anything different happening in any battle, buy your upgrade, then do it all again. It might be over 500 ships you need to capture to upgrade the ship completely. I had to capture around 30 just to get 750 wood.