Massacre

Most people who say "be yourself" have a very specific version of you in mind. I am who I want to be.

Just sayin'. Find your alias, live your alias. You might find it suits you better than what you're doing now. Worked for me. Besides, I don't know how many friends you've got. I have a strict screening process, and it may reach the point where I need to cull a few sheep from the flock. I need to know who can hang.

Two, if I don't have my makeup on. I so hate not being stage-ready. I jest, of course. Makeup doesn't look right on a gas mask.

Too personal. This corner of the internet doesn't work like that. "Kim" is Graffiti. Come up with an alias, respond only with a death threat if someone uses your real name. Oh, and if you need someone killed, I will do it for five grand. Do not let Graffiti tell you that I'll do it for a chicken sandwich.

It's either a raider or a molerat. Molerat Wonder Meat just isn't my thing.

Don't underestimate suspenders. They're damned stylish.

As a white man with a shaved head, I understand what you had to go through. People always think I'm a skinhead. Regularly beating up minorities probably doesn't help my situation.

The UFO was always there.

New Vegas has better gameplay, Fallout 3 has a much better story. Combat is always pretty clunky in Bethesda games, though.

This section is not for GTA Online. Try this topic: And try to explain the issue more clearly, though I feel like you should be able to understand the problem.

Now that I have a suitable disguise, I can safely enter the hood. THEY ARE ALL DEAD. LET THE GENTRIFICATION BEGIN. This neighborhood belongs to the hipsters, now.

None of you are prepared.

Ah, "k." Your reluctant, thinly-veiled admission that you're wrong. It doesn't take long with you.

For ten years, from gta-sanandreas.com to iGTA5.com, I have been a part of this network of fansites. If the moronic shit you spam this site with represented what the majority of the GTA community believed, I would never have bothered. You don't have the slightest idea what you're talking about.

Are you supposed to be pursued? I've never been followed upon acquiring the van.

I just shot the two guys at the bridge and waited for the van to bump my car (which was parked sideways across the road) and get stuck. The other guys at the weed farm never even shot at me.

You do not remember correctly. Re-using Los Santos (which had everything to do with common sense and nothing to do with fans, most of whom expected Vice City) and heists (which was based on the reception they've gotten from missions, not a large number of fans vocalizing a desire to have a game about heists (which we didn't really get, because there wasn't enough heist-related content)), nothing you mentioned sounds like GTA V. The fact that you can't tell the real fans from the shit fans says a lot about you. Oh, and anyone who wanted CJ back is fucking stupid.

The backlash isn't worth it. Besides, the vocal minority would actually be right, for once. Nobody wants that. You let those people be right one time, it gives them a tiny sliver of credit, and stupid people can't tell the difference between an inch and a mile in situations like that. Suddenly, they'll think the worst members of the GTA fanbase are worth listening to, and we all suffer when something like that happens. Those people are almost as bad as creationists. We'll get our heists that pay shit. Free. We'll get our small updates, stuffed with cosmetic items that cost an unreasonable amount of GTA$. Free. But as soon as they have something good to offer, they'll cut out the middle man and make us pay for the content directly. Hell, the paid DLC will still probably contain overpriced shit, selling even more shark cards. This is the future that was laid out for us, the second someone heard "one billion dollars" in a report.

Nah, the first time they make a DLC that really matters, they'll charge for it. Shit, they'd try to charge us for heists if they hadn't initially said they'd be free, and then not released them for nine months.

It isn't. I'm still getting the usual $2000 per crate. And if I am indeed getting the RP bonus, then there was never any reason to do gang attacks before, because I'm only getting 500 RP for them, meaning the RP was nearly nonexistent before the event weekend.

I'm not getting any bonus RP or cash for gang attacks. It's the only vaguely useful bonus for the entire event, you'd think they could ensure that it's working. I've tried the new gang attacks, and several of the old ones, and I'm not getting the bonus for any of them.

I can't do anything about that because you haven't accepted my friend request. I have never received a friend request from you.

Two synthesizers? Pfffft, that band is shit.

Yep. They were supposed to be out by the end of spring. Personally, I don't really care. I know they're going to have some kind of stipulation or horrendous fuckup that makes them not worth all the anticipation. I'm content with more random updates adding new shit that was never hyped and can't really be that disappointing.

This facial hair looks great with a flat cap.