Massacre

Think I'm gonna merge this with the GTAO DLC topic. One rumored leak isn't going to be much of a topic.

I realized shortly after signing up for the beta that I'll never know if I'm accepted. Sony won't let you use an email address that's similar to your PSN name, so I had to use my @igrandtheftauto.com address when I was setting up my PSN shit a few years ago, which forwarded mail to my normal address. Those stopped forwarding a while back, Psy never fixed them, and Sony is still bitchy about email addresses, as far as I know.

Did anyone else have this problem? I always put the same weapons on each side of the map. I even mirror them somewhat, so they're in roughly the same place on the opposite end. Non-melee deathmatches aren't really my strong suit. I got lucky with the vault shootout. Oh, and the third one will probably be worse, if you didn't like this one. Don't bother. The first one is pure melee/thrown.

I am jealous of this fellow wearing his hood. I wish to do this with my character. Also, look at this shit.

I posted that before I had reached the part with the Exo. They're pretty awesome. A lot more variation with them than the other two races. Character customization, big open world, free roam fuckery with friends... I'm in.

Bump. As a person who spends far too much time fiddling with character creation, this pleases me. Options are kind of limited, but the race options are cool. It's a real shame the game is first person and I'll rarely see my character.

Someone is going to bring North Yankton back, no doubt. Oh, and the first thing we'll see is a mod that adds CJ to the game. Because people are fucking stupid.

It's a real shame this hotfix came when it did. The previous emblem was much better. The skull was also better. Stuck in Dup's crew, for the time being. Good emblem, and it doesn't make me annoyed with Rockstar for failing to make a simple leather vest, like our MC cut does.

Well, arrange any group of the same car in a line, it's going to look more organized than the assortment of cars the crew drives. The impromptu muscle car event produced nice pics.

It's just a line of cars. How does it kick anything out of anything?

Stream it and find out.

Oh. I still have the first one and haven't finished it. Whoops.

I've gotten three deathmatch invites from Graffitigirl. I don't do deathmatches. Also, her avatar looks like she took it from a Craigslist ad for a meth-fueled orgy only one person walks away from.

Ugh. Heavy shag carpeting, and it doesn't match the drapes at all. It's not even winter. Trim that shit.

This looks fun. I haven't said that about an FPS since Rage, and Rage was shit, so make of that what you will.

Jizzin usually masturbates to pictures of middle-aged homosexuals, so, as he also masturbated to the newbie's picture, you can understand his confusion. He thinks with his penis, and his penis is retarded.

This port was entirely necessary. It'll make the GTAO transition easier when GTA VI is released in about five years. There's no need for everyone to be treating this like a big deal, however. All Rockstar is doing is paving the driveway of a house that's too far from the fucking road.

I have no idea why the GTA V port is exciting for anyone, except in cuda's case, as he hasn't played it.

Told you bitches. I didn't hear this announcement right away, but I heard the hearts of the stupid being broken, and assumed this was why.

Not here. Our women are PS3.

I completely forgot about Destiny. It looks better every time I see it.

Most of the Fallout crew here is on board for The Division. We're recruiting your ass, cuda.

Not anything that'll get major coverage. They'll have something at their booth for people to see, and smaller sites will cover it. Major sites will cover it when the big news is done. It's also nice to know The Division isn't dead. Who wants to assassinate French nobles with me?

Sony, Microsoft, and EA all had their conferences today. I missed EA. Xbox has finally been thrown a bone, got some decent exclusives. Didn't catch the title of the new IP from Platinum, looks similar to Monster Hunter, in a sense. Bioware rocked pretty hard. Dragon Age: Inquisition looks amazing, and the Mass Effect tease was enough to get me hard. Really looking forward to a real Mass Effect announcement in the future. EA Sports always drags on too long. Same shit every year, don't waste my fucking time. Oh, and Sims 4 looks identical to Sims 3 in every way.