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  1. Massacre
    No, no characters from the III era. R* said it before IV came out, they're not changing their minds. Can we go ahead and make that a forum announcement so we don't have to keep saying this?
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    New comp a-coming

    Massacre replied to DiO's topic in Geek Central

    ?
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    GTA 3

    Massacre replied to a topic in Other GTA Games

    So I did. Now I've fucked it up.
  4. Massacre
    Just looks black to me, possibly black/Latino mix. Definitely not full Latino, though.
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    GTA 3

    Massacre replied to a topic in Other GTA Games

    Fuck.
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    New comp a-coming

    Massacre replied to DiO's topic in Geek Central

    I've still got 372 gigs free of my 750, mostly because nearly all of my pictures/movies/porn is on my 500gb external drive ($50).
  7. Massacre
    I lol'd.
  8. Massacre
    We have a girl now, she wins the SML by default.
  9. Massacre

    GTA 3

    Massacre replied to a topic in Other GTA Games

    Only if you keep sending them to people. I've got three packs.
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    GTA 3

    Massacre replied to a topic in Other GTA Games

  11. Massacre
    HEY! WATCH YOUR STEP. The Clio is the boy of all cars. I accept your apology. I feel stupid for thinking Renault made the Clio all these years. Admin spam/mod warning? Shit, you just divided by zero.
  12. Massacre
    19-year-old hasn't seen/heard tons of shit about John Cleese? I wonder what the cutoff age is for knowing who John Cleese is. I'm 23, but I'm also American, so the fact that I know who he is might be completely random and not related to age at all. *Begins researching*
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    GTA 3

    Massacre replied to a topic in Other GTA Games

    Oh. Well, fuck, I didn't get any. *Grabs gun, goes to R*'s nearest warehouse*
  14. Massacre
    Change your name to DJ Nuggets. For the lulz.
  15. Massacre
    The way I see it is, if your safehouse has a two-car garage and a driveway, you should be able to store four cars there, even though that means moving a car out of the driveway to get another out of the garage. No reason to park just anywhere on the property, but anywhere in the driveway/garage, yeah. I don't really save too many cars after IV, but if they bring customization back, we're going to need a San Andreas-level number of garages.
  16. Massacre
    Continue coming here every day, and grow your beard back, then we'll be cool.
  17. Massacre
    I really appreciate you bumping this topic, you've reminded me that I need to use the phrase "necrophilia blood orgy" more often. As a thank you, I'm actually going to look at your site.
  18. Massacre
    *Find D-O's house, begins pumping fat into him while he sleeps* Welcome back to the forums, fatass.
  19. Massacre
    It's a hallucinogen and basically a mild neurotoxin. It will drive you insane over a long enough period of time.
  20. Massacre
    He's smoking sherm, a cigarette (or cigar, in his case) that has either been dipped in embalming fluid or laced with PCP, and 'water' is PCP dissolved in water. It may very well have been a blunt that he used, but they never specify, and marijuana won't make a person do the shit that Ryder did anyway. And a 'dub' is a hundred dollar bill, I don't know where you're getting weed from that.
  21. Massacre
    *Glances out the window at dead grass* Yeah, I could use some flowers...
  22. Massacre
    Do you mean the defecation in their flower pots, or are you shitting terracotta right now?
  23. Massacre
    Shit, I didn't even think about that. I'm kind of ashamed now.
  24. Massacre
    That was just some black guy. Of course, so was CJ.
  25. Massacre
    *drug addled. Massacre: Educating the stupid, one Canadian at a time.