Massacre

The building looks incredible. The sand piled up around it needs to be a little more rounded, though.

*Ahem* Riding a dirt bike. Shooting spics... Can't shoot for shit. Think I'll blame CJ. Or, Shooting Mexicans. They are larger than bottles, Somehow can't hit them.

Yup. About to get some sleep, but I'll tell the tale of my journey to the Throat of the World whenever I wake up. While I'm away, someone decide whether or not spoiler-filled stories should go in here or in their own topic.

QD, can you really not spell, or do you just not bother doing it online?

Nothing wrong with cheating. If I can cheat in a video game, I'm bound to do it eventually. I beat GTA IV without cheats, but I eventually decided I don't give a shit about achievements, so now I'll occasionally put in cheats just because I'm lazy. Need to get across town? Fuck it, I'm taking an Annihilator to go drink with Packie. Let's see the cops pull that shit over. Vice City, I killed Sonny Forelli as Sonny Forelli. GTA III, I once played through the entire game as a shopping bag-carrying overweight black grandmother. Saints Row? I don't even bother playing legit. They're not going to take their own game seriously, why should I? Low gravity and bigger explosions for all.

Just for the sake of his emotional instability, tell him it was hilarious.

Dude, we don't want to hear about your weekly gay orgy.

IV Liberty was only different from III Liberty because the III version looked nothing like NYC. SA Los Santos was pretty accurate, I doubt it'll look that different, probably just a few areas expanded, others moved, maybe some gone entirely.

Bah, graphics card's bitching out on me. Might just be the fact that a village is burning and collapsing all around me, but it started lagging like fuck once I got control of my character. Dropping down to medium, I'll check it again after I get somewhere that isn't falling apart. It did look sexy, though. And I'm rocking a 1600x900 screen. Didn't bother with speakers, just using whatever's built into the monitor. Also I might have to start a 'Spoilers Within' topic just for Skyrim stories, because my posts are going to be TL;DR, they're going to be full of spoilers, and I don't want to use spoiler tags.

He meant Dwayne Johnson as in, The Rock. He was joking.

Posted it in several places, but it wasn't in the Setup/Specs topic, and I don't know where else to look. AMD Phenom II Black Edition (no clue what the fuck 'black edition' is) 8gb DDR3 750gb HDD Nvidia 9500GT All I need to play on max settings is a non-shit graphics card. Should be able to run this at or near high. Edit: It auto-set the graphics to high, good sign. As for Dup's story, I'm actually considering writing a story as I play this (on my second or third file, just going to enjoy the game to start with), just chronicling my experiences in Skyrim in the creepy verbose that I do so well. Accompanied by screenshots, of course. What's wrong with the controls? Are they different from Oblivion? The community always fixes what the company won't. Any issues you have (aside from the controls) will have a mod to fix it within a week. Not saying your complaints aren't justified, just saying it'll be fixed soon.

Didn't go to the midnight launch, but I'll be an orc, most likely. Although, unless they disable console commands (I play on PC - MODS), I'll probably change my race a few times.

I refuse to acknowledge this as a glitch. This was MEANT to happen.

It's the video, not the strategy. Like OPX said, they had the whole fucking game on there.

Why the fuck would you spend more than $10k on any car? Shit, even that's more than I'd pay.

I'd rather have a game set in San Fierro for an Asian protagonist.

They do look and sound very similar. If he is the main character, it's ironic that he was talking to Frank Vincent at the start of the demo reel. Edit: Wait, it might be that other guy that I always confuse with Frank Vincent.

Skyrim actually does have shit like that, if I remember correctly. I think I read somewhere that if a dragon attacks a village and you run away, the village will be inaccessible for a few days while it's being rebuilt. Can't remember if it was from a preview or just some guy's wishful thinking.

The guy in the upper right of the pic was me five years ago. I too have reached a similar level to the guy in Dup's pic. And that includes the chaps.

Neato.

Comparing GTA and Saints Row is like comparing Scorsese and Tarentino: They're too different to compare, they're both brilliant in their own way, and if you don't love them both, I hope you get AIDS.

A massive dragon flies overhead, clutching an unseen item in its mighty claws, making a beeline for the elven Dup, who is standing in a field. Dup raises his bow, drawing back and preparing to launch an enchanted arrow at the dragon. The Dragon seems to glance at his surroundings, almost looking surprised, then increases his speed. Dup lets the arrow loose, and the projectile soars into the air, finally reaching its destination: The dragon's eye. The dragon roars in pain, and slowly begins plummeting to the earth. All too late, Dup realizes he shot the dragon down over a nearby village: Duppen Noggen, where he was born and raised. The dragon crashes into the village below and bursts, impossibly hot flames spewing from its shredded flesh. The village is reduced to ash in mere moments, but the greatest of Dup's heartaches comes when the dragon's charred claws loosen, revealing a metal tin with familiar designs painted on it; the tin his grandmother sent him cookies in every year. Only then did Dup recognize the dragon as Goren, a friendly dragon who lived in his grandmother's village, making various deliveries in exchange for food and shelter during Skyrim's brutal winters. Dup slowly backs away before turning and hauling ass into the forest, muttering "Shit, shit, shit, shit," all the way.

Win?

It's just a billboard with a reference to San Andreas. That doesn't mean anything. Also, I'm not knocking you in particular, we get at least one person per day talking about this kind of thing.

So, why do you spend half the game tripping? Does it take place during Burning Man?