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Of course. Not sure if it'll work, though. And I think people who buy it online might have the code emailed to them.

The reality show is a regular part of the game, the pre-order bonuses are just the car, gun, and outfit. And the pre-order code should be on your receipt, if you got it from Gamestop, I don't know about other stores.

Vice City had a small sea plane, they didn't need big stretches of open space for the plane because you could land it on the water, and you couldn't take off again if you landed on the ground.

I'm pretty sure everything is affected by L2. Try taking a hostage/human shield.

Vice City's story was a Scarface ripoff, plain and simple. It might have been a good story, but it was unoriginal, and nowhere near as good as GTA IV's story. San Andreas' story was shit, let's face it. The Los Santos parts of the story were great, but things got too diluted as you moved on to the other cities. GTA IV was a crime drama worthy of having Martin Scorsese's name on it, and GTA V will be the same, if the old guy ends up being the protagonist.

Small city, only one place with enough space to safely land. It didn't need planes.

Don't forget the Awesome Button™. Holding L2 makes anything you do more badass.

DJ Nuggets...Lawl. Lol, you really did it.

Subject 16 is an epic motherfucker. Looking forward to seeing what happens with his story.

They changed platforms again, guys. GTA V is now imagination-exclusive. Any electronic devices you own are now worthless in R*'s eyes.

Just started the first mission, it's fucking insane. I'm standing on top of a bank vault hanging from a helicopter while shooting at the SWAT team.

Wherever you are when you save, that's where you are when you load. No exceptions.

"This is how we say hello where I come from." Yeah, the basket trick has gotten huge on the internet. Cheaper than invisibility (which I haven't even gotten in Skyrim so far).

There's no difference between a company and a R* branch. They are exactly the same, except a branch is owned by a parent company.

Easy or normal, I forget which.

Multiple companies are capable of working on the same game, at the same time. You're shocked, I know.

Ron Paul is the only person who could run for president and actually get my vote. I don't know about the rest of America.

GTA V is a Facebook game.

I have a coyote in my yard that eats babies. He's not mine, but he really adds to the decor.

Millions of dollars would be a hell of a birthday present. I don't know why I'm against May 24th being the release date, it'd be great to get it so soon. It's probably just the amount of noobs that have been talking about it constantly.

Lol, Wal-Mart has no fucking clue when it's coming out, they're just taking pre-orders because they know people will give them the money for it.

Shit, if I go back up there and take a screenshot you'll cum in your pants. I was playing on medium settings and the view from up there blew me away.

Well, without saying why I was heading to the top of the mountain, I set out from the city of Whiterun, pausing out side the gate to take in the full scale of the mountain in the distance. I headed straight for it, a mistake that would cost me quite a bit of daylight, as the mountain soon became too steep for my companion and I to climb. We made our way back down, spotting a camp full of friendly soldiers on the way down. Since it was getting dark, we decided to stay in the camp for the night, sleeping in a warm fur tent after a brief conversation with the group's field commander regarding his soldiers and the goings on in Skyrim. We awoke just before the sunrise, and immediately set out, killing bandits and wolves along the way. Making our way around the other side of the mountain, we finally found the correct path and begin climbing, encountering even more wolves and bandits along the way, and later, my first troll. The trolls are tough, but nothing anyone who's played Oblivion can't handle. Eventually we came to a small village, not unlike the one you visit after the game's opening quest. We handled a few things for the villagers, then began our journey up the 7000 Steps, the path up the mountain whose name I didn't bother to check for accuracy. Wolves appeared several times, including the much tougher ice wolf, a slightly larger wolf with a hint of white in its fur. Around the first appearance of the ice wolf, a vicious snowstorm began; a beautiful sight that threatened to kill my CPU. Soon after, we entered a short path that ran between two rock walls, a dead goat and ominous growling hinting at the danger around the corner. We rounded the corner and found ourselves face-to-face with an ice troll, who proceeded to beat the shit out of me. My companion drew his attention long enough for me to regain my composure, and I attacked from the rear, driving my warhammer into its neck and spine. The beast turned and attacked me again, but I lucked out when the camera cut to a cinematic view and my character executed a brutal insta-kill move. We finally reached the top of the steps, meeting a scene I feared would melt my computer into the floor. It was in front of this stone structure that I chose to end my day, saving my upcoming spoiler-filled adventures for the morning.

Looks like an ancient wooly centipede is attacking that lighthouse.