Massacre

What, you didn't know?

I'm sure he knows I'll tell him to do it himself.

Fuck this guy for being so good at this. Even his sketches are incredible.

Patrick Brown has done one final GTA IV piece as a tribute to this amazing game. He says there'll be GTA V pieces soon, but for now, just bask in his glory.

I'd like to have a dead version. Black and white with brown and red thrown in, skeletal samurai, undead dragons, koi (koy? Meh, the big goldfish) skeletons, blood instead of water, etc.

God damn it. Here:

Fuck, I didn't see that. Was directed at Marney.

That's epic. Also, I now need to watch my shit when I fire an arrow at a dragon and miss.

I intend on being almost grotesquely tattooed one day, just trying to plan everything out before I actually get any of them. And I like chicks with tattoos, but it heavily depends on what/where the tattoos are.

Yeah, they dropped a lot of things that I liked about SR2, it's a huge downgrade, but it's still a great game. Just finish it. There are four clothing stores that I know of: Planet Saints (derp), Let's Pretend (costume shop), Nobody Loves Me (Hot Topic, emo shit, a couple decent items), . The jewelry, which sucks, is sold within the stores instead of its own store. There is gang customization, you unlock it after you get a proper headquarters in a few missions, and you unlock the styles of the other gangs as you near the end of their story arcs. And Steelport is actually much bigger than Stilwater, but it feels smaller because it's more dense, like GTA IV's Liberty City. Stilwater had a lot of short buildings and open spaces, so it looked a lot bigger.

Better than douchebags and attention whores.

Nope, cops can do that. Over here, anyway.

Boston is only similar to that small part of Dukes with Packie's house and the Irish pub. Boston is a very different city. Chicago? Yeah, pretty much the same as NYC, no reason to set a game there.

Agreed, to an extent. TLAD actually made me tired of gay jokes for a few months. So many of them.

I'd rather just be a Barroom Hero.

I just want the next game to be in Boston. Boston-born protag doesn't interest me if it's not actually in Boston. I want to ship up to Boston (to find my wooden leg).

I think he might have been going for spic and proud american. Maybe he's retarded and thinks that Luis is gay.

What the fuck are you talking about? Just say the fucking slurs, we don't give a shit.

For the record, I won't give a shit if we can't modify cars. As far as I'm concerned, it's a fun little bonus, not a necessary feature.

Who did you follow in Helgen? I ran a couple of characters through Helgen just so I would be through the tutorial when I wanted to start a new character. My Redguard is Imperial, but for everyone else, I went Stormcloak. I just can't see any reason to join the Empire, they're a bunch of assholes.

I haven't run into any Elven weapons yet. I only have the armor because I ran into a trio of Thalmor guys carting a Stormcloak off to Whiterun and decided to liberate my comrade.

You always have the choice of telling them to fuck off. I used that all the time when I was in school. I was transferred from a regular English class to a Creative Writing because my teacher started to say something about a 2000-word essay and I just said "Dude, fuck you," and walked out. My new teacher was much more easy-going, I wrote a profanity- and violence-filled short story about a zombie outbreak and he raved about it for the rest of the week.

Nah, I just couldn't pull myself away from the missions. I really got into this one. Starting a slower file today. Every single mission has at least one over-the-top ridiculous moment. Except the eight or so mini-missions that introduce you to the same fucking side activities you've been doing since SR1. They're classified as real missions, but they're not. They're side activities with dialogue.