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  1. Massacre
    What? We're like gay Crips. Which is kind of redundant.
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    Here:
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    No, you do not have leaked PC gameplay. Thanks for being the one millionth person to post bullshit in order to get views for their YouTube channel, we really appreciate it.
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    Still waiting for a Super Bunnyhop cheat. I had so much fun using that in San Andreas, jumping my BMX from what is now Maze Bank Tower.
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    BlackSox posted a video in the Vehicle Spawns topic, check that out. I propose a full, 16-person iGTA crew ride through Blaine County in GTA Online sometime.
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    I wish I could downvote comments. Instead, I'll just warn you for asking that question in a dozen topics it didn't belong in.
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    You can add tassels to the seat, and you can change the bitch seat and/or add a sissy bar. The sissy bar was too small for my taste (it should be high enough to tie a pack to), so I left it off. The seats are brown no matter what, however.
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    Crew colors? Looks like I'm going to have to make the Asylum crew active. Fingers crossed for a leather vest you can put your crew emblem on, MC style.
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    Finally got it. Seems like The Lost are always on Trevor's ass...
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    Got it now. Thanks. Edit: And the old GTA ways never fail. The streets are now filled with these things.
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    Didn't notice before, but I think you're right. Michael had a goatee that became thick stubble after a while.
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    Eventually, yeah. After two years, I feel a little nauseous if I think about playing Skyrim again (Morrowind and Oblivion still entertain me, however), but I can't see getting bored of a GTA, Fallout, or Elder Scrolls game after only two weeks. That's not even enough time to see everything there is to see.
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    Apparently, they're slightly sweeter. That's different enough that I can hate these chickens based on the color of their skin. WHITE COCK
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    People have become unbelievable pieces of shit since the San Andreas days. They're extremely jaded, and despite the fact that other games are shit, their standards have become higher, nonetheless.
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    They're listed under 'Vehicles' in your in-game stats.
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    Because the real life stock market does not work like the in game one. No, I'm pretty sure I can blow Mark Zuckerberg's head off and make a few hundred thousand people lose their fortune.
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    I like golf. Tennis was a bit tedious at first, but I quickly grew to enjoy it. Laughing at Trevor's extremely short shorts helped with that.
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    I feel sorry for people who are bored of this game. Not empathy, no. I can't feel that. I feel pity. Especially for you young people. Back in the San Andreas days, we knew how to have fun. I had a single file with 1200 hours on it. I made my own fun, long after I had seen everything the game had to offer. If you're bored of GTA V after two weeks, you might as well just kill yourself.
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    GTAO DLC Topic

    Massacre replied to NeelReel's topic in GTA Online

    The Pistol .50 from the Special Edition is a Desert Eagle. Apparently, it was so special it required that you pay an additional $20.
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    I found mine in Paleto Bay. Stalk around there for a while, preferably in a Buccaneer.
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    I gave molotovs to Trevor, and only Trevor. He now has a signature weapon, other than his crowbar.
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    I still haven't found Fabiana...
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    Really makes you appreciate how far we've come.
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    You're doing it wrong.
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    I wonder the same thing. Shortened the game a lot, I think. Those could all have been separate missions, and would have been a lot more fun that way.