Massacre

New season looks incredible, I enjoyed the premiere. Really great casting on this show, and I like that they keep using the same people. Jessica Lange has been better every season. The chick with Down syndrome makes me laugh In a very inappropriate and offensive manner every time she's on-screen.

That tacky piece of shit isn't worth rounding the corner to steal.

Alky, I never bothered much with IV online until I started playing with the guys from here - it makes a huge difference if you get to play with others who share the same mindset. See if you can add some of the core members from the forums and hang out in a private match, otherwise you're going to have a bad time.

DiO, do you remember which mission you acquired this from? I am certain there isn't a spawn location for this. get someone to call merrywether to attack you. fucker will roll up in one. then u can steal it. it'll cost that person 7500 tho Isn't that a rank 35 perk? Still waiting for the part where this isn't a grind, Rockstar...

DiO, do you remember which mission you acquired this from? I am certain there isn't a spawn location for this.

What kind of fucktard makes a news post for a small update? That's a minor mention at the end of a relevant news post. People will find out there's an update when they load the game.

Fixed. The $5000 is only for being killed by another player. it's Rockstar's punishment for playing with strangers.

The fireman is black. Mystery solved. Edit: Alternatively, the murders were committed with a fire axe.

You lose a ridiculous $5000 if you are killed by another player. I believe it's less if the death is deemed your fault, but I die rather suddenly and without warning when I'm by myself (Rockstar does not approve of my use of their motorcycles), so I can't really double-check my funds pre-death. Dying will put a huge dent in your funds, and playing with assholes will make moneymaking a tedious task. It's better to play invite only sessions with friends. Then again, I've been in sessions with people from here, and there was still an asshole in the group. And it wasn't me, that time. Don't trust anyone.

What if he doesn't have time to fly to Liberty City?

Made me chuckle to see Fufu wearing the goth's (Chastity, I think) clothes in GTAO. Recycled model, different hair. No idea why it only happens online, though.

A pardon letter for a man being executed via electric chair.

The Akuma is a wobbly bitch. I hate that thing.

I always saw a lot of underlying scumbag with Michael. He wanted to be a family man and all that garbage, but everything Trevor said about him was right. I never felt that he regretted what happened all those years ago. Even when trying to make amends with Trevor and explain himself, he never seemed genuine, he just wanted to keep Trevor from putting a bullet in him, which anyone who understands Trevor knows that it was never going to happen anyway. There are a few major spoiler moments that I won't go into, because describing them would be a lot of typing and I don't feel like using spoiler tags, but Michael just seems like an asshole to me, even when he's trying his hardest to do right by his family. Trevor does a lot of horrible things (by normal standards. I'm cool with it), but he's honest about it. He's a genuine guy, what you see is what you get, alongside an insane level of undying loyalty that's hard to find in this day and age. Anyone who didn't like Trevor wasn't paying close enough attention to his personality. He might punch you in the face, but he would never stab you in the back. I can't think of a single character in GTA history I would rather have at my side when the SWAT team or someone's private army comes to play.

No, fuck you.

"You're as blind as a bat!"

Batman at the end of Batman Forever?

Yes, because your 10 posts have really made a difference. Stop flaming each other. Stay on topic.

How long is it supposed to be going up? It was higher than I wanted to pay by the time I heard about it, but if I'd known it would last this long, I would've thrown in.

Personally, I'm not a fan of the Bati. I much prefer the Ruffian, but if you can afford and have unlocked the upgrades, a Vader with turbo and some engine/transmission upgrades is just as fast and handles slightly better.

Franklin and Lamar's actors ad libbed a lot. A very large chunk of their dialogue is from them, not from writers. As a big fan of stereotypes and non-serious racism, I find your post hilarious,

I'm suddenly getting a $5000 bounty every time I enter online. I am playing invite only when this happens. I guess the game wants to keep giving me five grand as an apology.

^ This fuckin' guy... I figured most people wouldn't get it.

I have yet to see anything spawn consistently, be it cars, weapons, whatever. Nothing from story mode spawns in the same place online. Even the quality of car spawns change. The high end cars a the Kortz Center are replaced with slightly above average cars.

I grabbed one in the Last Team Standing in Cypress Flats.