Firm

I'm bringing sweatbands back. Wore it to the pub this morning to meet the Mrs. There was fucking uproar.

Last night. Earlier this morning.

Working late. King of the castle. Bored as fuck.

Had to pull over and take a pic. Skills

Fuckin 'ell. I've set a trend...the last trend I set was an aggressive STD. On to bigger and better...

Down the Duke, local dive. A charming individual decided to slap me around the head with a bottle. Nothing a bit of super glue couldn't cure. You're drink face is a little more impressive than mine, mate

When you get stabbed in the head with a broken bottle.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair, or fucking beatings. The world ends when you're end. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man...and give some back - Al Swearengen.

From last week. Had a go at the beard thing...

It's my turn to supervise today...AKA doing fuck all. Crack on with Bukowski.

Look. I tried to cook something. Chicken tikka, Bombay potatoes and pilau rice. I agree, presentation isn't my strong point...

Not a photo I've taken...unfortunately. My mates on his holiday.. The cunt sent me this morning ... Just what you wanna see when you're freezing your bollocks off. Sort him out for me, Rob.

I fucking love cock.

Ozzy who?

They're my slippers. Nice aren't they.

Best view in the world.

Why so many Brits have fucked up teeth. Can't find the opener. This is also an uncanny impression of my o-face. Enjoy. Also, bring on the photoshopped cocks.

I can't cook for shit. Simple fried egg sandwiches and a XL cup of coffee for breakfast.

I read he is currently in talks with LA Galaxy?

Relevant oldie goldie pic. Still pissed they never let me keep the cup. I'd carry around at all times while whistling god save the queen.

16 pints and two gins of stuff. One must maintain the semblance of dignity. Stiff upper lip it an all.

Not a wine drinker, Firm? Jacob's Creek is a good drop. Not really. I have on occasion when bullied and beaten. However, the Jacobs. It's not as bad as I remember it. I remember it tasting like vinegar and cat piss. I can only taste the cat piss now. The older I get the classier I get....

My beloved team at work offered a libation unto me... Made me feel very benevolent until... FUCKING Jacobs Creek! Someone's taking the piss. Yes, I'll still drink it.

Sorry people shaved the 'tash..bosses orders. Here I am looking gimp(ish)....ermm here I am looking like a fleshy gimp in the most girly/feminine toilet I've ever stumbled in to.

Haters ... I'm going to win a couple of Freddie Mercury look-a-like contests then I'll get rid.