Firm

Does that make us sisters? Either way...pretty hot.

Hey! Let a ho be a ho(that is definitely printed on one of my thongs).

That's how i want my life to be. Carpe motherfucking diem, baby.

Rocking the Skynyrd with a bottle of JD. Good times in the kitchen...by myself

Two crates for 19 pound? I'm not going to argue. If I have to drink Fosters it might as well be in vast quantities.

The damage thus far.

My mate's coming around for a drink. We're gonna answer door with our improvised masks and brandish a couple of kitchen knifes at him. Should be fun.

Hit a punk rock gathering on Sunday. Saw some great bands; including my mates. Was a treat. I love these sweaty, small, intimate venues!

Never done me no harm...

Full English from Wetherspoons? What's the problem.

You win this round, Dupz....

Sometimes you just can't beat a crisp white t-shirt and a pair of blue jeans.

A true Englishman... Manners and dignity above all I say.

Vice City. A gorgeous gaming experience. I knew it was going to be very special within the first 3 minutes of play. Nipping along the sun washed beach on a scooter, bathing in neon, clicking to Flash FM and... Magic.

Look, cuda. I've made you a G&T. I've left out the lemon, you're zesty enough. That and I've never owned fruit.

I knew it. Another Sunday, another day wasted manipulating my ball sack into abstract shapes.

It is surprising difficult to take a photo of ones own balls as I've recently discoverd. A flattering angle may be impossible.

Yep, Since meeting gtagrl my balls have been permanently encased in lycra. I can hear the sloshing.

Looking hot as balls, Dupz! Would that be an amusement arcade in one of England's fine seaside towns? Love them claw machines...

It's got to be Gordon's or no sale. However, you can't beat a cold lager after work.

Holy fuckin' shit!

G 'n T

Happy Saturday everyone....Fuck this!

Gotta stay phresh.