Firm

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  1. Again... I need that slogan at the office.
  2. The Stella Artois pronunciation gets me. Every time.
  3. Gammon steak, fried eggs, chips and a bin bag full of baked beans, when I'm finished procrasturbating.
  4. I have no idea what a mojito is?
  5. Stuart Pearce to manage Nottingham Forest PSYCHO! PSYCHO! PSYCHO!
  6. This topic need a disclaimer...fav booze for getting drunk vs. fav booze overall. That delicious single malt scotch (or fancy IPA microbrew) is for sipping and enjoyment...you don't guzzle the good stuff to get loaded, you enjoy it like fine wine or good food. If shitfaced-drunk is your mission for the night, stick to the cheaper stuff. Of course, after a few snorts of the good stuff, the same end result is possible. 20 cans of Fosters is on tonights menu. That'll work. Watch them inboxes, people...
  7. Digital camera selfie in the bedroom mirror. He's got style, he's got grace, he's poastering(cuda?) disgrace, She's a LADYYYYYY WOAH WO...hold on!?
  8. ThIS is what drinking does to me. I'm wearing a HAT!!! I hate hats. [a What a fucking smug douche.
  9. UlriKA KA KA! Surreal.Cheering Jack Dee up with drain pipes was a highlight
  10. Just a general musing; comedy panel shows. Do you have these in AUS/USA and ermm Canada? Personally I love 'em. The wisdom of QI, the wit of Mark Lamarr(please come back), David Mitchell being David Mitchell. For me they prove how witty or insightful comedians are or not. I'll never forget Lamarr owning Jimmy Carr and Simon Amstell. Few of my favs: Buzzcocks. Lamarr is my idol. Would I Lie To You. Watch the hole clip you cunts. Hilarious. Argumental
  11. The future, Hop infused craft. Look at her. So beautiful.
  12. I fucking despise that lump of shit. Good haircut, though.
  13. We're going back, back, back to the burger shack Beef burger topped with slow roasted pulled pork and curly fries, There's a lager somewhere an 'all.
  14. He was...he left me. He now lives in Melbourne with his Filipino wife and sixteen kids. Last time I visited the kids proclaimed I wasn't "a real grown up"...Well, fuck them. I shaved your dad!
  15. After my last jovial pics, heed my bollocking face! Ignore the other cunt. Still wearing pink..no homo.
  16. Anybody else read that in Ryder's voice? I'm reading this at the mo' Not right now obviously. Getting fucked up right now.