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Everything posted by Firm
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I have two jobs here: provide the eye candy and to regale you with drinking stories(not been many of those lately).
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Sexbox one set up. And I've stolen my brothers pip-boy.
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At Nottingham's Oktoberfest. Big tent, bigger beer.
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....you lot. With all your lovely, mouth-watering well prepared food...I will learn to cook. It will not be this night. Fuckin' chips 'n egg init.
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Reunited. I went for absolute '80s. They played: Huey and News, Matthew Wilde and Robert Palmer. Had a fuckin' rave. Also, shower beers is the best thing ever! Yes, I realise I look like a cunt should have worn my sunglasses...
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Car. The Type R
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I am a fucking handsome bastard.
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"I was only helping it over the fence, officer".
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Toby Carvery breakfast buffet. I'll have 9 pieces of bacon, three sausages, three fried eggs, scrambled eggs, mushrooms, tomatoes, two hash browns. Then smother the lot in beans.
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Yesterday. Bothering sheep. Again.
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Yeah. Pretty much. My dad was a landscape gardener. He gave me a bit of advice. I used to do a bit of work for him/help out when I was a teenager. I sorta know what I'm doing.
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I've got a pond. Goldfish and shubunkins. I did have some koi carp. Unfortunately they died, pretty severe winter some years ago. Pretty flowers.
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God, Krishna whoever. Don't let this end in a draw. I can't stand boredom. If it ends in a draw I'm going to rape the landlord, stab a kid and set the gaff on fire. Sort it out Forest,
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Yes! I finally get my way. We're not going to the chuffing zoo. We're going to the parish to watch Nottingham Forest. Bear witness. I am triumphant.
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Hedgehog in my garden this morning. I've not seen one for years. I put some water out for it so it's been hanging around. Delightful critter. I've named it Clive...
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I'm going to keep the monkey one. I'll use it as some sort of flash card. Anybody asks me to do something I don't want to do. Well, they're getting the monkey finger....
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Birthday love from work. The bag contains alcohol. Which I'll be drinking throughout the shift.
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A captivating look at British politics and the hypocrisy of the supposed elite who run this country. An infuriating yet important read.
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A face only a fist could love...Off to Liverpool to show those silly scousers how we 'ave it in the Midlands. Gives no shits, gave no worries, get the fuckin' beers in...
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Cans of Red Stripe? *approves*
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I think it's now just me and the children who are not bearded...scruffs. Look new specs.
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Few from Splendour. Batman's house Before the Specials
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Lol. He's at it again. From football last Sunday. 'Dem aerial challenges.
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Hangover cure recipe: sunglasses, beer garden, 10 cigarettes, 11 pints, 38 pisses and two big shits...jobs a good 'un.