Firm

And here we have a miserable old tosser. Still looking pretty sharp though.

Might be worth a watch.

Time is a cruel mistress

Rocking the moustache. Movember is over for another year. Between me and the other chaps at work we raised a couple of hundred quid. The Oliver Hardy look is the best I can manage, lol.

For you some reason I can't submit a new status update. This will do. This will be my third year participating in Movember. This time I've set up a fundraiser. We will be raising money for prostate and testicular cancer research. Alongside raising awareness and money for mental health and suicide prevention charities. If you wish to donate please follow the link: https://uk.movember.com/mospace/13375628 I'll post a pic at the end of November. Here is 2014s effort Thanks everyone

The beards... Another one from the summer

Because it's been a while and I've had a few. How's everyone's summer going?

Yeah. I'm a fucking terrible shot.

Market Square before the St.George's day parade.

Monster Munch is the best shit ever.

Not a bad view to wake up to. Time to move.

A day out in York.

Uncle Firm(sounds creepy actually) introducing the power of tartan to the baby.

Uncle Firm.

Liar

Enjoying the famous Nottingham Monday Club.

My Friday night is going well...Someone come rescue me!

Thank you. As you can tell I'm extremely trendy and cool.

Lemmy tribute night.

Ugh. Christmas...25 minutes of actual shopping. Three hours of waiting for people to get the fuck out of your way.I did pretty well. Beer makes me creative. I got her some cabaret style lights for her dressing table mirror(just need to find the time to rig 'em up). I'm going to buy a large bow so I can attempt to present it as a present?! Some boots she's been hinting at, a large multi-coloured flowing scarf thingamajig, necklace, earrings, and a load of bath/shower stuff. I treated myself to three pints, a Ben Sherman and the new Brian Clough film. Not a bad days work.

Christmas shopping is going well....

Secret Santa. Cigarettes and alcohol

Ready to put a shift in. Admire my nose

I have a modest collection too. Seven decks so far. They're all from Bicycle. The red one is the Karnival 1984 deck.

Collecting playing cards...shuffling card tricks etc. Proper cool... Still trying to master the fan... Best I've got it so far.