GunSmith

I fap corrected.

Not now, Qdpie.

You likely weren't aware of this film's existence until this joke was directed at you, so shut the fuck up, Donny.

Cops, generally speaking, are massive cunts. There are the rare few that don't fit the cunt qualification, but they're far and few between.

Typical cop-shit. =============================================

When you select your livery, hit X/A. That confirms it, allowing you to use that super-cool 'Murica paintjob.

Back to the topic of quotes that are meaningful:

I'm trying very hard to find clothes that resemble Niko Bellic's.

You can choose different liveries, but you need to hit X or A to confirm your choice.

That lousy cop forgot to mention the way they bully and harass the people they arrest.

You did succeed, though, in showing off 'dat ass.

That FQ2 wants to make sweet, sweet love to your Khamelion. I certainly hope you didn't do anything to disturb such a beautiful moment.

I am indeed one o' them console queers.

According to one of my dual-citizen'd friends, Canadia's military is badass.

One can continue roaming after the final clusterfuck? Tell me more, please.

Not quite Bukowski, but not bad, Qd.

I don't suppose I'll be partaking in this expansion.

*bump* I've been listening to the pause menu themes of GTA IV and its episodes. I wasted five years burning through those stories and watching fictional lives unfold and collapse. Five years spent, doing so much and still going nowhere. I have no regrets.

How are you still getting this to work? I tried with an FIB Buffalo earlier today, nada.

Kuz, you have the best collection of relevant .gifs I've ever seen.

Here: The large East-West road is Route 68, with the Zancudo River to the north of it. The large building off Route 68 is the church where the Runaway Bride random encounter appears. Happy hunting, motherfucker.

*bump* Found some chickens and a boar.

Don't talk shit about Robby, he's my role model.

Which plane might that be?

The FIB Buffalo spawns in GTA V and GTAO at 1045 hours every Tuesday at the satellite array in the Grand Senora Desert.