GunSmith

I'd love to. Pencil me in, cock-knocker.

The Granger. You ought to fill up the rails and get everyone to aim their Combat MGs in opposite directions. Holy fuck, would that look badass.

An even moar badass Crew vehicle would be a Bodhi in the Crew color, with a rollcage + bull horns.

At least there's a road nearby that Mechanics and the cab company dispatch to.

*inserts Fallout disc*

No doubt distracted by some bird that was flying about in the hangar.

This image just exudes badassery from every pixel.

Wow, could that be misconstrued by some NSA agent... I'll send you guys some postcards from Guantanamo. I hear it's lovely this time of year.

I defy anyone to not laugh at JB Smoove. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Riv1yzjg5vw "I Danny Duberstein'd da fuck out 'dat man in 'dat room. Fuckin' VOILA!"

But a well-planned car bombing is the most gratifying.

Random Thot No. 1: The Mugger is really useful for removing tank-fucks from their shell. When they get jacked, they're totally vulnerable to the teeth of a crowbar.

According to Rockstar, yes. I think there needs to be a subcategory of Bad Sports called 'Cunts', reserved especially for the folks that like to go on murderous rampages. They should wear a hat shaped like a massive phallus; when they take out a weapon, the prick goes erect. When they holster their weapon, the schlong deflates and flops about their face when they run.

Again, the Bad Sport system is a bunch of shit. How can it be that people are given carte blanche to grief your shit, killing you over and over and generally fuckin' your shit up, yet if you retaliate with a Sticky Bomb trap that Wile E. Coyote himself would be proud of, you're made to wear a Cone of Shame for three days? What a clusterfuck. *e-mails Rockstar*

I tried to say something along those lines^^, but failed.

This place has some really great guides. I recommend them. Also, wrong section.

Sometimes, on the particularly humid, moonless nights in the Zancudo Wetlands, you can still hear Qd's car...honking. Honking eternally in forlorn anguish, in plaintive mourning for its lost owner. They say if you dare to venture into the marsh on such a night, a growling engine and a sorrowful honk will be the last thing you hear before you're consumed by tire tread and chrome grille.

He did have a recurring role on Curb. He was genius in that as well. You tend to feel really strongly about every issue possible. I like that.

I don't think there was any graphical difference to speak of between this gen and the next one.

^^^

I was just using it with no hiccups. Seems to be running okay here in Yankeeland.

Of the Big Three nationally available fast-food joints (Mickey D's, Wendy's, and BK), which do you all prefer?

I had the misfortune of trying Mickey D's Mighty Wings just now. The only thing "mighty" about these bird appendages is when they leave your lower GI. Dry meat with an overly crunchy breading for a buck apiece? Fuck you too, McDonald's.