GunSmith

I bought numerous buses, dump trucks, tanks, and aircraft. Somehow, I don't see Rockstar taking kindly to this.

I hope the Mission Creator debuts tomorrow alongside Capture.

Thank you! Between 'dat name, 'dat image, and 'dat description, I want cross-platform Jobs too.

Lamar's confident swagger as he walked off is what made that. Like, "Man, I just won that shit."

Ace could look the part. Get a shemagh on him and BAM, fundamentalist.

Lost and Damned ----- What goes on inside the walls of this Lost MC facility is anyone's guess. What goes on on the outside, though, is pretty plain to see: up to 12 players fight at the Lost MC compound in East Vinewood. Plenty of vertical and horizontal combat.

A spoiler will add a whole new level of douche. Please don't.

Impressing folks is not my strong suit.

But of course, sire. You didn't think I got a friend to dress in a Spidey suit and act out drama in a supermarket, did you?

I wonder if that rooftop DM with the crowbars was frustrating.

'Dat skirt goes well with the boots. What a convenient article to randomly change into.

Too bad that narcissistic fuckin' dork in the foreground ruined it.

Analog is reading Slaughterhouse Five. It's a fictionalized memoir of Vonnegut's time in the Yankee military during WWII (also, he works in time travel, fucking on other planets, and aliens in there, too), with lots of intredasting characters based on the folks he served alongside.

Neither do I, but when everyone in the lobby votes to replay it eight times in a row, it tends to get repetitive. That's when I strap on my Backwards Man driving gloves and go to work...

The only thing "fun" about a Criminal Records supercar race is driving in the opposite direction and listening to the reactions. People tend to change the map pretty quickly when you start doing that.

Rancho ----- If you're offloading a shipment of chemicals with which to furnish a meth lab, you'd be best suited keeping quiet about it. Otherwise, situations like this tend to arise. Up to four teams of four battle it out at Madrazo's compound. The winners get plenty of chems to keep the crank flowing in Blaine County. A hectic blend of long lines of sight and corner-centric close quarters combat make for plenty of variety here. A Cargobob surrounded by crates and barrels of volatile chems is the centerpiece; needless to say, things get hairy in that area.

*proceeds to suffer seizure*

The coming DLCs will give us plenty of new shit for our Snapmatic photos. I hope.

That'd sure offer a welcome alternative to grinding missions repeatedly...

Certainly. It's buried out in the desert in several nifty little barrels at these coords:

That's some very Walking Dead-type shit right there. Broken walls, etc. All that's missing is some bloodstains.