ViceMan
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Yeah Mafia II was completely forgettable for me, I struggle to remember a single detail about it let alone story or characters. Don't think i'll bother with this one, at least not at full price. It'll be one of those games I end up getting if i'm desperately bored of er'rythang else and I feel like spending a tenner.
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ViceMan replied to SpittyTheDude's topic in GTA 5 Post-Release Discussion
So what made you go for the Warrener? I mean it's ok but nowhere near the top of my list of cars to buy first. Plus it's 120k which is way overpriced, $30,000 maybe (if I had another garage.) -
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Warrener? Expensive choice. The Vigero is similar but also a lot better looking, if I had room in my garages i'd get one right away. Also was using a Ruiner last night to do stunt jumps in SP and remembered how nice that was when its modded. -
The Cunning Stunt academy - best spoonerism ever.
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I like the idea of storing games in a mini nuke - not very efficient but a nice thing to display.
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Oh so I need medicine to fight of the evil pixies. I've only found seven of the Colonel's secret herbs and spices so far, getting the first few out of him under torture was easy but now even the kevlar anal beads aren't working, their pleasure rating isn't high enough so I need to find the carbon fibre ones. I think today I shall take a jaunt up to the mountain... not before getting the rope from the yacht, assuming that's still a thing. I also found an actual map piece, which was nice.
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Had a quick go today, got a basic camp set up with a few storage bits. Went to sleep and was woken in the night by menacing music and the arrival of a few cannibals. Got attacked, killed them and went back to bed, health didn't seem to replenish despite eating cooked food and drinking. Got attacked the following night by a starving cannibal and was incapacitated because of low health, got taken to a cave (I like the new being dragged away animation.) Looted some stuff in the cave, pussied out and decided not to spelunk further then ran home and chowed on roast turtle while furtively cowering behind my shelter. Later that day the cannibals came and took my lunch money and threatened me with a sopping wet vagina on a stick, I told them my dad was part of the mafia and not to fuck with me. My speech wasn't high enough so they laughed at me. The end.
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ViceMan replied to SpittyTheDude's topic in GTA 5 Post-Release Discussion
I thought about making a female character once. I didn't. -
It always hurts when you're tapping me though, explain that.
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One thing that has always bugged me is the lack of AI/animation when you shoot someone. In GTA IV if you shot someone in the leg or lightly run them over they'd limp away, in V they don't. Shoot someone in both knees they should be on the floor in agony but nope, apparently it's an instadeath. Really breaks my immersion.
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Sounds interesting, it always seems to be updating whenever Steam starts up. I wonder if they fixed the instancing with co-op, seems if you hack off limbs from a body they are still there for other players.
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Is it still just the one island or has the second part with the mountain been unlocked yet? Might be a good place to try and hang ourselves from.
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Yeah i've got it. Haven't played it in quite a while as I got pissed off with the constant updates making my saves unplayable. It scared the shit out of me at first, I was standing paralyzed in the middle of the forest paranoid of any slight movement, but like everything you get used to it after a while. One time when I got taken into the caves, got out my lighter and there's one of those spider mutants standing 15ft in front of me, just said "nope!" and quit right there.
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No it's just made of leather*, it makes that noise normally... honest. *the chair that is.
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I don't know what you mean. *shuffles awkwardly on chair*
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The only problem I have with growing my beard out is that my gf says it makes me look Jewish, puts me right off the idea.
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I was in London yesterday too. Probably not the same bit mind you, but we did a lot of traveling about; Camden to Kensington.
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I don't think R* will change, they've gone a bit overboard milking GTAO but they need to make some profit. Sure I would've preferred some gripping story DLC possibly with a new location to explore, but for whatever reason they decided to prioritise online. Look how long it took heists to drop, I think DLC will come eventually but by then it may be too late. Personally i've forgotten about it, i'm more hyped about a RDR announcement and Fallout 4. I doubt i'll ever lose faith in R* or GTA though, Ubisoft have done a lot worse with AC.
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I see it, at least I think I do. It's a bit dark to tell.
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I agree with you Massypoos, LV wouldn't make a good standalone city. However I would very much like to see the return of it somewhere down the line; the garish neon bathing everything in sickly colours, the noise of the casinos, taking in a show (maybe that godawful magician from IV could return.) The desert in V is very small, i'd like a vast expanse to go crashing around in in a sand rail, getting caught in a sandstorm, peering into the horizon and not being able to see a thing except rocks and bushes, obviously Area 69 would be there too. Basically I want an HD San Andreas with a map 10x bigger than the last, just like everyone else. That concept map a while back was a nice size. Still, a man can dream, a man can dream...
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My whirlwind romance with the Virgo ended after just two days and i've sold her to the Mexicans. Another waste of money .
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ViceMan replied to SpittyTheDude's topic in GTA 5 Post-Release Discussion
You've never seen that before? I dunno why but it always makes me think of QD. -
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Been making more of an effort to capture moments of natural beauty when I see them, there are still places in the world I probably haven't seen from some angles. -
I have a second character but he's only level 21 and I can't be arsed switching between the two, plus I don't have any car mods unlocked with him. It's a shame the upgrades you've unlocked aren't shared between characters.
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I decided not to get the Brawler in the end. Sold my Tornado and bought a Virgo then instantly regretted it, now I don't want to sell that too as i'm just pissing money down the drain. I have a list of cars i'd like to get but garage space is at a premium and the only cars I was willing to get rid of were my Peyote and Tornado.