ViceMan

The only car from it i'm really happy with is the BlackFin, it's my new baby.

Yeah the DLC vehicles started off at somewhat reasonable prices but lately the new ones have been costing a lot more. Of course we can't complain as the DLC is free, but it feels like the prices are getting a bit extortionate just for the sake of it. What's everyone's opinions of the Brawler? 'tis an odd beast, i'm 50/50 on it at the moment, don't think i'll get one in online somehow.

The mods for the Chino are pretty boring, as I suspected I prefer the Virgo. I got the BlackFin which is a fucking beaut', my new favourite classic, especially the engine noise. The supercar is way overpriced (well all of them are although the BlackFin is a lot cheaper than I expected,) it doesn't really interest me, and with limited space i'm not going to sacrifice any more cars. Dammit R* give me another garage and i'll gladly buy more cars.

I only ever did the heists to unlock the Casco and Burrito (did the prison finale first because I thought that's what unlocked the Casco,) played with randoms and nobody used a mic, which is how I like it being the unsociable bastard that I am. I find the heists are too much effort for a slightly larger reward. Apparently the snipers vs stunters matches are a good way to make money.

The main way I make money is by doing the mission Trash Talk, I always activate this mission from my garage otherwise it starts you at Madrazo's place which I hate driving from. Once started I phone for my Buzzard then fly round and destroy the trash trucks (takes about a minute to do,) fly to the scrapyard and destroy the two grangers parked on the hill behind first of all. Then take out the crew and trucks but don't destroy the second truck into the compound, the one that's parked by itself in the shed to the right next to a gas tank. After i've done that and the one truck is remaining I phone for my Tornado, go down to Vagos and Ballas turf and drive backwards and forwards between the two waiting for a gang version to spawn (during the mission you can't get wanted levels, bounties put on your head for stealing cars and gang members won't attack you.) During this time I also fuck about to kill time, I often go on a hatchet rampage against the Vagos who are powerless to do anything or fight back. Once you've wasted enough time to get the maximum payout and you've got a gang Tornado drive it back up to the scrapyard, put one bullet into the gas tank destroying the truck, then kill the gang boss to complete the mission for $22,860. I then put it into passive mode while I drive the Tornado to LS customs (you never know when some fucker in a Hydra will come by and blow you up,) sell it for $13,575 and bank the profit. Total is about $35,000, but naturally you can only sell the Tornado once every 48 minutes. Another good way to get money is by taking down the smuggler planes/helicopters, the profit you get is incremental and starts off at $2-3000, but it caps out at $30,000. A lot of people don't seem to bother going for them, which suits me fine. While waiting for them I camp on top of the IAA building with my heavy sniper and Buzzard at the ready, taking potshots at twats flying about in Lazers/Hydras causing havok.

I only ever played modded minecraft, started off with Feed the Beast Ultimate a few years back. There's so much more in it, you can't go back to vanilla after playing modded because it's so boring and there's nothing to do. You can make machines that mine and craft for you, meaning you don't have to do anything, just stand around scratching your arse. Newer packs have a fuckton of mods that expand the game adding new dimensions, tweaking the game dynamics and adding new biomes... makes it so much more interesting. During my hiatus from here I played a lot of MC on a server, it was fun building up from scratch to become wealthy, having near infinite power and resources for all my machines and systems (once you're at the top it gets boring as there's nothing to do, it's the climb that's so much fun.) The community was similar to what it was here, with lots of e-man love, swearing, talk of doing things to each others anuses and jokes about minorities... and that was one of the admins.

Huzzah, I imagined it wouldn't drop until after 4 released, by then it would be rather less enticing.

Certainly looks like it, makes sense considering you can fit it with the LS customs plaque. Still I think the Virgo looks better, but it depends what sort of mods we can put on it. Fit it with a decent bumper and grille and who knows, it might looks halfway decent. I was looking through the GTA wiki and saw the Tampa, it's a shame that's not coming back in this pack, it looks fuckin' sweet.

I hope we get a fourth garage so I have somewhere to store all these, the only ones that don't interest me are the supercar and the motorbike. The Chino is so-so, I prefer the Virgo which I still want to get despite having no room. That BlackFin though... The boat is similar to the Speeder which I have so i'll give that a miss and the pistol looks nice but as I said elsewhere I think we have enough pistols, assault rifles and shotguns, they all do practically the same job.

LOLOLOL it's Luis or whatever his name was, didn't he post entirely acurate details on GTA V setting and/or plot way back. I think he was made an emoticon because he epitomises all those kiddies who make shit up and then carpet bomb dozens of forums hoping to get noticed and troll us all.

Oh i've seen it Grrrrl, I was around for that. Personally I think QD's first boob pic was more tasteful though, but the motorboating is stronger in the second. Makes me wonder what's been jammed between those sweaty treasure troves at 4am on a hot summer morn'.

Seems like i'm on course. I wonder if Agent will ever be a thing or if it hit the pooper entirely.

Makes me think of Fallout. Trevor doing that really old meme from two decades ago. I am a sad Tornado. In-fighting at the Epsilon building. I knocked one of them with my car and he fell into the others making them hostile. My old Dukes paintjob. PTSD?

Additional thots; an actual bomber plane like the Cuban 800 Trevor uses in the arms race. It wouldn't be accurate, but it'd be something new in online. Weapon-wise i'd still like to see the return of the flamethrower for the same reasons, seems like we have enough assault rifles, shotguns and pistols to me, they all do the same job more or less. Also I was wondering if QD's nipples are still as succulent as they once were, or if they've shrivelled and gone crusty from too much sucking.

I think Ubi are giving themselves a bad rep by releasing one annually, it's like they're turning into EA. We need a two to three year gap between each.

I liked the interiors and general building design from Unity. However mostly everything else was underwhelming, I was particularly pissed off that half the NPCs spoke with British accents, real immersive in Paris. "Oi, thar's a thief!" There's no way i'll be buying the new one when it comes out, i'll wait for it to be reduced.

Damn, that's bad news. It makes you wonder about other past members who may have passed on without us knowing; Marney, myself... Who knows how many more. For what it's worth, R.I.P. Heartless.

I've often "thot" it would be nice to have an auction system for people to sell their old cars to others, you could potentially end up getting more money back than selling at LS customs and it allows poor people a chance to get a supercar on the cheap. It'll never happen though because R* wouldn't see any of that cash. And the idea of purchasable mansions with helipads wouldn't really work because multiple people could own the same house and be forced to share helipads, meaning one person's heli/hydra would override the rest. My idea for that would be to have a new helicopter garage (some might say hangar) interior with the door in the roof. It would make sense for the current apartments but for mansions it might seem a bit Thunderbirds having some underground heli cave, also i'm not sure how it would work with Pegasus. Those are my thots, please respect them like the strong black independent women that they are.

It wasn't Fallout that made me return, I just decided to come back like some sort of ghoulish STD when you least expect it. The guy who posted those caps was a clever fucker, I knew Beth would accept it, for publicity. They've already said it's a one off and they won't do the same for others... but of course it won't stop kiddies trying.

This will be my GotY hands down, unless Red Dead drops which it won't, even if it did... I don't know which would win. If there's one thing I love it's building shit, and it looks like building shit is going to be a big thing in this game. And it's a shame that Shelter game isn't on android, looks fucking great.

*bump* Oh hi there... Don't worry, i'm not really here. I'm still dead, honest! Put your penii/vulva away, a severe and merry ball cupping day to you all. Anyway, enough of that, just thought i'd make a random appearance to regale y'all with my car collection. My three garages are somewhat ordered; supercars and classics in garage one, muscle etc. in garage two, sports and missile-anus in garage three. Garage one - (there's no image limit any more? Then i'll add the rest.) Garage two (actually three lololololol fuck you etc.) - Garage threetwo - And with that *cough* my time is nigh, goodbye everyone... tell your mothers I love them. *splutter*

That's why I always did Gerald's missions; quicker, more shooting and better pay.

It's very different playing on a server and having to make everything legitimately or buy it rather than cheating it in like I did playing by myself. Takes a lot longer surprisingly.

No, i'm always on the Brierie FTB Ultimate server though.

I played a bit of GTAO last night and made a TDM, set on the small islands north of Paleto Bay. Everybody starts with combat MGs, and the two teams start on opposing islands, at least I hope they do... when I tested some of the enemy NPCs were spawning next to me. There are boats and shit to get across to the other islands and the small island between the two has loads of snipers and rocket launchers which you definitely need because they are a bit far away from each other. I might delete it if I suddenly realise it's crap.