Ginginho

I tried them and didn't really like them but then the range over here is very limited - I will still use it at work if I have a deadline and can't get out for a smoke....

Or that inhaling the slight vapour trail you exhale will give him lung cancer

Brian sounds like a self-righteous cunt

Michael's daughter seems the stripper/whore type - perhaps she rebels and ends up working in one. Daddy won't be happy and shoots the shit out of the place....

ever since I read the map was gonna be 5x bigger, I thought some of the increase would be more interiors. I don't know american history that well but wasn't there a gold rush in California in the 1800's?? Could there be a disused and forgotten mine network up in the hills that could be used for illicit purposes...

Or Carmageddon......

Hopefully saving the budget for CGI then....

are u dumb the queston was pretty clear asshole You had over a year to think about it and you came up with THAT witty retort?? Pretty clear who the dumb one is...

I would be immediately concerned because the star is a New Zealander, which would generally mean it's done on the cheap....

And the epicness continues in the latest instalment. Just hired it and again I loved it although it can be a bit repetitive, especially having just finished the 3rd one. Some cool death scenes (Juggernaut one is awesome!!) and the scenery is just magnificent. I nearly suffered vertigo at one point..... Kratos can be a bit of a cunt but that's why I like him...

Heists doesn't just mean stealing cash though - I can imagine one ripping off a medical marijuana supplier and trying to arrange to sell it to a couple of dodgy characters.... I imagine there will be jewellry heists, drug heists, bullion heists, classic car heists - anything valuable - the difficulty could be in the fencing....

Still thinking about this one - I am not too good at FPS games but would give it a go if it was interesting enough which FC3 sounds like it is

Awesome work Is the chest part of a project or are you just keeping your eye in? I am so envious of you artistic types..... I leave this thread feeling somewhat.... inadequate

Hopefully the killer swing set returns.....

I used to cheat like a mutha fucka in III and VC because I kept running out of weapons and/or health and couldn't be arsed buying or finding them. Did SA cheat free and was so proud of myself I would never play through the storyline using them anymore - just use them for fucking around with.....

I can imagine the communist one - should I steal the white Lada or the slightly off white Lada??..... oh hang on, there's a 1960's tractor over there. You get caught by the cops, game over. Because they would make you disappear.....

I want midgets - I don't care if they are dynamic as long as they are midgets

I also rate the ramblings of Billy Connolly and the brief observations and one-liners of Mitch Hedberg and Jimmy Carr

7 Days is one of the main reasons I miss living in NZ. Best comedy show ever. I've seen Ben Hurley and Steve Wrigley a heap live and Jeremy Elwood is pretty awesome I agree - Dai Henwood can be a bit of a dick but he was funny when I saw him live too....

...............with nothing to do in them. I vote for a country that doesn't have sheep rapists, in favour of somewhere that is a little more dangerous. Like say Mexico City, a massive Metropolis full of Street Gangs and Drug Cartels. There are Desert areas, Mountainous regions, Beaches and Aztecan jungles all within driving distance of the City. Plus the gangs and cartels there are so numerous and well equiped that even the Mexican Army can't control the situation. So there would be plenty of interesting stories/ideas that could unfold in and around this crazy city. Poor Shanty Towns ~ More Affluent Areas ~ Nearby Aztec Ruins could add some flavour ~ And this place is HUGE with 20.5 million people ( that's almost the entire population of Australia! ) ~ If not Mexico City, then maybe Rio Di Janeiro ( exploring the City, Favelas, Jungle and the Islands there as well ) ~ Imagine mowing down all of these people in a Combine Harvester At least we haven't diseased our sheep and can still fuck 'em - unlike your syphilitic koala's!! A South American city does have it's advantages but is there enough variety in terms of antagonists?? One street gang or drug cartel is essentially the same as the next and those areas aren't as multi-cultural as others..... And it is all about the scenario. Consider this.... A couple of years into the future, North Korea triggers a nuclear war that ends up decimating most of the modern world. Due to it's isolation, New Zealand remains untouched and the target for the huge number of refugees escaping their radiated homelands. The military is weak after years of budget cuts and struggling to hold back the waves of incoming refugees while police struggle to control the enclaves of immigrant communities and the frustrated natives. Organised crime is taking over and you want a piece of the action.... which could ultimately lead you to taking over the whole country.

Early Eddie Murphy (before he got too "big") is a favourite, and Richard Pryor as Jizzin said There are heaps I have seen and liked but can't remember who they are - I like watching the highlights from the Just For Laughs festival in Montreal. I quite like Bob Saget (as seen in The Aristocrats) as a stand up, just because of the contrast from his "normal" TV persona. A lot of British guys have their moments - Jimeoin, Danny Bhoy, Michael McIntyre to name a few We also have quite a strong stand-up scene in NZ now too.....

Are you ginger like me? That's why I don't get love.... And to stay on topic GTA: New Zealand - use the full country - it is small enough, has cities, small country towns, and a wide variety of landscapes

I'll start with my football (soccer) injuries.... I have torn, strained or ripped every muscle and tendon in both my legs at some stage - a vicious circle of not quite recovering enough from the previous injury before fucking up a different part of my leg. Broken both my wrists - one from slipping over stopping suddenly for a bad pass, the other from having my hand in the wrong position while trying to stop a 100mph shot at point blank range as goalkeeper Broken foot - got stomped in a tackle breaking a number of the smaller bones in my foot, was in a moonboot for about 2 months Broken and cracked ribs - happened about 3 or 4 times, mostly by getting an accidental elbow in the ribs The most painful injury though, while playing soccer, was when I was running one way with the ball and went to cross it 90 degrees to my left. I spun my body and kicked the ball with my right foot but lost my footing and ended up flying through the air sideways towards my right. All my weight landed on my left ass cheek, which stopped, while momentum (and my right arse cheek) continued going towards the right. It felt like someone was trying to rip me open starting with my anus!!! I just lay there crying (I was 26) for 5 minutes, too scared to check my pants. Didn't end up too bad but that was more painful than breaking my wrist. That's just football Best Life Threatening Moment - spontaneous pneumothorax (lung puncture) a month after San Andreas came out. 2 weeks in hospital, morphine drip and tv and ps2 loaded bedside - gotta love free healthcare!!! Scariest Injury - waking up on a mushroom trip in a pool of my own blood, turns out I face planted my granite bench either because I was headbanging or I forgot to exhale my bong hit. Embarrassing - playing neighbourhood war games as a kid, leading my troops into battle, jumped a barb wire fence, shoe lace got caught. General Ginginho ended up upside down, foot still caught in the fence with a huge gash in his ankle.

Nah we got no deadly animals really - in saying that, a dude got eaten by a pack of great whites at a popular swimming beach the other day,..... Back on topic, nice photos guys - I should really post a picture of my Doodles (or Sausage for that matter)

Please be Table Tennis 2 - with bullet-time!!