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Here are my GTA V plans.

>wear all green, walk down the street

>beat the shit out of a cop with a baseball bat

>take his gun

>hijack a convertible

>roll down the street smoking a blunt, blasting Snoop Dogg

>roll up to a hooker

>invite her in the car

>fuck her brains out

>beat her unconscious

>douse her in gasoline and light her on fire

>keep driving down the road

>fire my gun wildly into crowds

>leap out of my car going 250 mph

>find a bicycle

>ride the bike, ringing my bell, shooting niggas with my pistol while popping wheelies

>ride my bike up to my game shop

>give employee my preorder slip

>acquire my PS3 copy of GTA V

>drive home and play it

I see what you did there.

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Here are my GTA V plans.

>wear all green, walk down the street

>beat the shit out of a cop with a baseball bat

>take his gun

>hijack a convertible

>roll down the street smoking a blunt, blasting Snoop Dogg

>roll up to a hooker

>invite her in the car

>fuck her brains out

>beat her unconscious

>douse her in gasoline and light her on fire

>keep driving down the road

>fire my gun wildly into crowds

>leap out of my car going 250 mph

>find a bicycle

>ride the bike, ringing my bell, shooting niggas with my pistol while popping wheelies

>ride my bike up to my game shop

>give employee my preorder slip

>acquire my PS3 copy of GTA V

>drive home and play it

That sounds nice. Care if I join you?

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I hope the theme for V is good. The opening music in SA had a cool vibe, and IV's was fitting, but when that GTA V logo comes up as the game is loading, I really hope they put an epic musical score in. It won't matter when I start playing I'm sure, but this outstandingly awesome game deserves nothing less.

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Here are my GTA V plans.

>wear all green, walk down the street

>beat the shit out of a cop with a baseball bat

>take his gun

>hijack a convertible

>roll down the street smoking a blunt, blasting Snoop Dogg

>roll up to a hooker

>invite her in the car

>fuck her brains out

>beat her unconscious

>douse her in gasoline and light her on fire

>keep driving down the road

>fire my gun wildly into crowds

>leap out of my car going 250 mph

>find a bicycle

>ride the bike, ringing my bell, shooting niggas with my pistol while popping wheelies

>ride my bike up to my game shop

>give employee my preorder slip

>acquire my PS3 copy of GTA V

>drive home and play it

Way to steal someone else's comment... I've seen that on every GTA V video on YouTube.

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I want to to get some decent weapons before I start any missions, so I'll get a 3 or 4 star wanted level to get SWAT attention, then kill the SWAT officers and take their guns, or I'll just rob some stores and use that money to buy weapons in Ammunation.

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So I've decided that when I get home I'm going to sleep till 10:00. Then once I get my CE and get home install and fuck shit up till I got to go to work at 0530. Now once I get in the game pending if I have to do a mandatory mission I'm going to drive to the military base and steal the Titan then fly it around the map.

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I want to to get some decent weapons before I start any missions, so I'll get a 3 or 4 star wanted level to get SWAT attention, then kill the SWAT officers and take their guns, or I'll just rob some stores and use that money to buy weapons in Ammunation.

After starting the game, this a lot easier said than done.

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I'm really bad at pursuing the story in games like these. In Skyrim and the Fallout games, I explored for days before really advancing in the campaign. Since it's GTA, I'm going to do a couple hours of story mode to unlock many abilities I'd probably regret not having right off the bat. Then will come the exploring. Animal slaughter, airplane flying, suicides off cliffs, stunts with the sports cars, and experimenting with the different weapons and kill physics with the pedestrians. So sad I have to wait until 5pm tomorrow to play.

Going to have to leave work early tomorrow.

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