Stoic Person Eater

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  1. The part where he pours out the coffee is the best.
  2. I thought this was hilarious after playing the game. Before I played, not so much.
  3. u r a loser m8. i poast hard every day and fuck even harder. get at me. lmao @ Cuda Calling me a loser? Based of what? Because I posted a semi-legit troll message as my first post, which you didn't even consider to be sarcasm? And I thought this board was full of ass patting jocks that could take a joke, I guess not every member has a sense of humor. Massacre and Viceman got it, cuda sounds like you got sand in your vagina. No, he's right. You're a loser. We all know you don't have a girlfriend and sure as shit you've never fucked anyone other than your brother before. GTFO.
  4. I loved the Yakuza Stinger. Also, the mexican car with the fire on the front from GTAIII.
  5. I enjoyed this game on both the PS2 and then again on the 360 for the achievements. One of the best parts of the 360 game were the biology class dissections. I've all but 100%'d the game, I'm somewhere in the 80% mark. There are a shitfuckton of collectibles standing between me and the 100%. Perhaps I'll try to get it back one day. I'd like to have that in my list of 1000/1000 games.
  6. My copy of LA Noire in on it's way to my house.
  7. Punxtr? I've been looking all over Brandon for you.
  8. As I said in your status post - the show has gotten very tired. Lots of shit and fart jokes. They said "shit" last night... yawn. When they did this years ago, it was a big deal - they set a huge standard that paved the way for shows like "It's Always Sunny" and other shows that get away with saying shit after 10PM. I love South Park. I've seen EVERY episode. Some of them I hold dear to my heart. I can tell you where I was when I first saw the episode. Some episodes remind me of girlfriends or hanging with my friends. My wife and I say "Si, si fly" as a positive response to everything we say. South Park has had lots of great episodes, but last night's episode was a metaphor for how I feel about the show.
  9. Hey dicknose, I'm the Florida representative. Find another GTA site to lurk on. Just kidding. You can help me track down and crucify Psyware when he comes to Orlando to suck off Mickey Mouse.
  10. Is Crimson Butterfly a chick or a "queen" of england? Either way, I hope you have lots of sodomy!
  11. Fucking hate that. I'd try the RRoD warranty before you crack those Microsoft seals. I had a friend fix mine, it worked for almost 6 months and started shitting out again. I did the towel trick and took it into Gamestop to trade in for a new system. It worked long enough for them to give me $125 store credit for it.
  12. Nice find. I've been meaning and meaning and meaning to go back for another playthrough to knock out all of the birds and stunt jumps. This just motivated me and pushed my L.A. Noire purchase back a month or two.
  13. I'm just getting into Dead Money now. My time away from New Vegas served me well and I'm now full of zeal for the game again after beating most of the main story endings. I'll get into Honest Hearts shortly after wrapping up Dead Money, which will probably be pretty soon. I met God/Dog last night and recruited him. The ghost people don't stand a fucking chance now. Sorry for bringing up old DLC. Tanner's a jew? Half jew? He was one of the twelve spies sent by Moses to explore and report on the land of Canaan (Numbers 13:16-17), and only he and Caleb gave an encouraging report, a reward for which would be that only these two of the spies would enter the promised land (Numbers 14:23-24). He was commander at their first battle after exiting Egypt, against the Amalekites in Rephidim (Exodus 17:8-16), in which they were victorious. According to Joshua 1:1-9, Moses appointed Joshua to succeed him as leader of the Israelites. The first part of the book of Joshua covers the period when he led the conquest of Canaan. Thanks, Wikipedia.
  14. Hmm, I did download. I will have to check into this.
  15. I just recently beat Undead Nightmare - it definitely gets better. Horses of the Apocalypse are the shit. Bigfoot is a pussy. But it was a great story and Undead Marston is the shit. I'll still be working on getting 100% - or atleast finding the Chupacabra and the damn Unicorn.
  16. Gross. Plus I think you're lying. nothing, you move on and get chewed out by your superior for convicting the wrong person... the only thing it hurts is your final case score... you can't fail a mission per-say... you can fail a chase, or shoot the wrong person, or die... but when that happens the game loads the last checkpoint... there's no wrong ways to reach the conclusion of a mission... it's what makes the first playthrough fun... no need to restart the case if you messed something up... just roll with your decisions and worry about that stuff the next time thru the story... Would you say you're interested in another playthrough?
  17. What happens if you blow a mission or convict the wrong person? I am intrigued by this game, but I'm not ready for it.
  18. Hmm, it'd be cool if they had smell-o-vision.
  19. Someone give me a mini review! I might go pick it up! 2 BUSHES ALREADY? That's better than a bird in the hand or something like that.
  20. I cancelled my preorder when I realized I wouldn't get to see 1940's bush.
  21. I'm still on the fence about this one as a day one purchase. I'll probably wait until the beginning of June or July to get it - depending on my slacking schedule.
  22. GTFO. There were millions of people born in 88. I was just commenting on Massy's babyface. Stop thread-hijacking-off.