DuffMan

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    Give me a minute while I merge this into the pinned thread. Then you guys can stop moaning.
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    Stay ignorant, TF.
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    You didn't watch the video either, then.
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    It's not that "could care less" is American, it's that it makes no sense whatsoever. It just happens to originate from the US (surprise surprise).
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    That could be funny in multiplayer, one pushes while the other sprays everyone. I'd by up for having a race down Mt Chiliad.
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    English and you say "could care less"? That's one of the most retarded Americanisms ever. Allow David Mitchell to explain.
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    Wishlists belong in the pinned thread.
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    Next topic in the wrong place is just getting locked.
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    Cheers for bumping these up guys, makes it easier to find and close them. Love speculation, hate bullshit.
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    I should really close this one too.
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    I'm just closing this thread now. We know it's bullshit and it doesn't benefit anyone having it constantly bumped to the top of the pile.
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    Do the drugs in real life where it actually does something other than make the screen go blurry. Save the game for other shit you can't get away with.
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    Not just that. I'd find it difficult to like a protagonist that was hooked on drugs, and I think twisting the storyline to accommodate that would just be a bad idea. What's the story going to be, a druggie goes to LA to commit crimes to make money to afford rehab clinic? It doesn't work.
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    NO VURTUL SEX? OMG! Maybe they could incorporate one night stands with random chicks you meet at a club, kind of like in TBoGT. Better yet, have a weapon slot dedicated to rohypnol. Just aim at a girl in the club and the screen goes dark, 5 hours later you appear in your bed at your safehouse, health fully restored and another stat added to your inventory.
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    Hopefully they'll get rid of the friends/girlfriends mechanic altogether. It was a very boring distraction from the main story. I'm sure Rockstar knew that themselves because they put in an option to silence your phone so you didn't get nuisance phone calls from people who are too retarded to get some food by themselves.
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    Had this thread a few times already.
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    On the contrary. The first clause on their contract is that they must euthanise their children. Wives are hired to work the canteen, but have to live in the staff quarters and internet access is limited to cooking recipes.
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    Mercedes was the best 25 euros I ever spent. I drunk marney under the table and got him to pay the other 25. Now she gives it to me for free
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    I heard Stephen Hawking won't be in GTA V.
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    Machete (2010) Funny and action-y. Jessica Alba is fucking beautiful. The expensive B-movie effects are nice and original (pretty sure they were done intentionally anyway). But mostly you'll want to watch it for Alba and Michelle Rodriguez 8/10 if you like a film that doesn't take itself too seriously.
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    Split-screen won't happen. The hardware wouldn't cope with loading two areas of the city at once.
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    Play it on 360. Party Chat has just about removed that.
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    For normal driving, no. But I would like a clutch kind of mechanism when you're stationary with the handbrake on, so you can rev, release the handbrake (and therefore the clutch) and do a proper burnout.
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    Tattoos

    DuffMan replied to Mercy's topic in General Discussion

    I really hope I get to see some of the girls I know who have had stupid tattoos done in 20-30 years time. They look daft now, would love to see how much worse it gets.
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    CofE was definitely the lesser of two evils. I was too young to really give a fuck, could just mumble if I didn't feel like singing and we went to a church service once a year. In year 6 we sat at the front of the church behind the vicar or whoever it was taking the service, and my 'girlfriend' (you know those stupid relationships you get in primary school, some girls get like 10 boyfriends) kept kissing me. Dunno if anyone noticed.