beatnicpie

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  1. beatnicpie
    Shot in the dark really.
  2. beatnicpie
    Men be different from women? I never knew...
  3. beatnicpie
    Bacon, egg in a hole, and hash brown patties. Sweet Chathulu, but I love breakfast!
  4. beatnicpie
    Is that the food equivalent to "get a room"?
  5. beatnicpie
    Be my hood ornament, Mr. Ace.
  6. beatnicpie
    And Chris Rock is clearly imitating David Spade. *double wink*
  7. beatnicpie
    Buy one? I've already made several. I'm just waiting on a shot of you winking to complete my 2015 edition.
  8. beatnicpie
    You ain't had my woman's cooking. Xmas dinner featured a turkey smothered in bacon fat and bacon. Did I mention that the bacon sat in maple syrup for two days? And that she's a vegetarian that constantly cooks me delicious meats?
  9. beatnicpie
    It's not funny, my ass is on fire.
  10. beatnicpie
    I'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy. Good ole Tom, indeed.
  11. beatnicpie
    I've misquoted this on the site before, so here it is properly: Misogynist: A man who hates women as much as women hate one another. H.L. Mencken
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    DrBeatnicpie
  13. beatnicpie
    What fun... What fun... What fun... What fun...
  14. beatnicpie
    The blimp is great and all, but I really wanted a hot air balloon. C'mon R*!
  15. beatnicpie
    I'm in. how? Yeah, how?
  16. beatnicpie
    I introduced my mom to the game today. As I switched characters to show her the protagonists, Trevor was hunched of the toilet in his trailer, furiously masterbating. When he finished, he sniffed his hand, an wiped it on the bathroom wall. I turned to my mother and said, "So, that's GTA V."
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    "BLR" is my favorite so far. Saw another movie that was a R* take on pretentious foreign cinema, and for TV I coughs Gordon Moorehead rides again, a 40's film noire spoof. I've always loved the TV and movies R* give us.
  18. beatnicpie
    Broke my fucking heart.
  19. beatnicpie
    Yer gonna love him, hon.
  20. beatnicpie
    Took my blimp all the way north. Fuck yeah.
  21. beatnicpie
    Hurricane Katrina...
  22. beatnicpie
    Maybe someone needs to restart the internet? How about it Massy?
  23. beatnicpie
    Surely, not me.
  24. beatnicpie
    Yeah, but only if you play Boyz II Men.
  25. beatnicpie
    Thanks for y'all's dedication to keeping my favorite site safe. Don't like this. I'm brown nosing.